07.27.2011 Julia Roberts: so photoshopped its illegal

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If you were to open a popular ladies magazine in England today and see this ad for Lancome cosmetics, you might shriek, “Is that supposed to be Julia Roberts? Why does she look so young? Am I back in 1995? What have you done to me, popular ladies magazine? When am I?!?!”

But don’t blame the magazine. It just turns out that Lancome makes moisturizer, not magic potions. The Guardian says…

L’Oréal has been forced to pull ad campaigns featuring Julia Roberts (after complaints) that the images were overly airbrushed.
The ASA ruled that both ads breached the advertising standards code for exaggeration and being misleading and banned them from future publication.

L’Oréal’s two-page ad featuring Roberts, who is the face of Lancôme, promoting a foundation called Teint Miracle, which it claims creates a “natural light” that emanates from beautiful skin.
(But) images of both celebrities had been digitally manipulated and were “not representative of the results the product could achieve”.

It’s no surprise that a cosmetics company would exaggerate, but they were just begging to get caught by trying this with Julia Roberts. Or will their lotion fix your teeth too? Her crows feet are so bad she wears sunglasses constantly, even at night. Even at night, indoors.

Here’s a side-by-side of Lancomes “Julia Roberts” and Realitys Julia Roberts at the premiere of ‘Larry Crowne’ two weeks ago. “Julia Roberts” looks 19. Lancome might as well claim they can reanimate the dead. Either they’re lying or it’s made with the tears of a Phoenix.

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  1. Mr. Nutt 07/27/2011 19:45

    Super cunt. I have never hated someone more from hollywood.

  2. oy 07/27/2011 20:03

    mmmmno, sarah jessica parker…. paris …. dont know bunch of people. this one sucks too but at least she has some sort of talent…(big ol’mout that’d swallow my whole scrotum along with my dick in it)

  3. oy 07/27/2011 20:03

    ^mouth

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  5. Mr. Nutt 07/27/2011 20:51

    goodhao how many times do we have to tell you to fuck off? Does anybody speak dumb ass? Get the fuck out and don’t come back! Fucking dick head spammer fuck-tard bitch.

  6. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 21:29

    She must have the biggest mouth in showbiz……next to Jerry Lewis…..

  7. rokan 07/27/2011 21:44

    I’d buy a product called Taint Miracle.

    Lord knows mine has been through the wringer.

  8. MrAdams 07/27/2011 21:55

    How are we supposed to know if “Teint Miracle” works when they only show pictures of her face?

  9. Gildorg 07/27/2011 22:03

    I never thought she was all that hot…

    I think she has always been kinda over-rated.

    No, Rok… I was awake alittle eariler than my previous post. I actually have a couple days off… Spent most of last night, fairly intoxicated and part of this morning…

    I have too much crap to do around the house tonight, but I doubt I will be completely sober while I do it!

    Cheers, Gentlemen!

  10. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 22:04

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y&feature=related

  11. Mr. Nutt 07/27/2011 22:11

    Never going to give, never going to give, give you up.

  12. rokan 07/27/2011 22:15

    Brenda wrote that whole fucking story and never made the Taint Miracle connection, huh?

    I mean, its Taint Miracle right?

  13. Gildorg 07/27/2011 22:20

    Who’s up for a RickRoll?

  14. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 22:23

    I’m about to get my Taint back in my car and drive to Laguardia and pick up my son…and the EX….I’m a Miracle to be doing this shit. Her plane gets in at 12:30 …I will be back home around 2am…tFuck me for saying YES, I will pick you up.
    Rokan….any of t he bath
    rooms have a glory hole?

  15. rokan 07/27/2011 22:30

    I don’t know. I only fly into JFK. If you end up there go to the bathroom in the United Terminal by Gate 19. There are three stalls on the left and a cripple stall on the right with police tape across the door. Go int pull your pants down and start humming MacArthur Park.

  16. rokan 07/27/2011 22:33

    . . . . at least that’s what I heard.

  17. Mr. Nutt 07/27/2011 22:41

    I think I already was rickrolled Gildorg but thanks anyway.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

  18. MrAdams 07/27/2011 22:52

    I’m kinda stunned that there isn’t an Amy fuckin’ Winehouse reference in the post. Let’s move on, folks. Nothing to see here. It’s like the main-stream media taking the story-of-the-week and driving everybody insane with their retarded angles on the story. Fuck Casey Anthony! Fuck the Chilean miners! Don’t fuck Michael Jackson, he would enjoy it too much! Fuck Amy Winehouse! Isn’t there one single producer on network news with the balls to say, “Enough already!” No. They just grind the everybody’s faces into it until some new stylish story supercedes the old one.

  19. Gildorg 07/27/2011 22:53

    No Problem Mr. Nutt!

    How’s the new job going, by the way?

  20. rokan 07/27/2011 23:00

    Adams,

    Its the same way the Romans used to control the masses with the Circus at the Colosseum.

    Its way we have 140 different brands of cereal, but only two political parties.

    Wake up and smell the coffee!!!

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