Rihanna sure is friendly

By brendon July 14, 2011 @ 1:43 PM


Rihanna was on South Beach yesterday, and yes, in the headline picture she’s in a bikini and thrusting her chest at a guy with a Statue of Liberty tattoo on his neck who was staring at her tits. Why wouldn’t she be?

(28) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 13:55


    Don’t care.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 13:55

    Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?

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    BieberFever69 07/14/2011 13:59

    Probably, most black girls have red pubes.

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    The Puppet 07/14/2011 14:09

    The Aliens have landed.

    I can’t refresh Yuckie.

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    SomeoneluvsU 07/14/2011 14:10

    Rihanna is the new black…
    and blue

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    rokan 07/14/2011 14:13

    That guy’s tattoo is fucking awesome!

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    SomeoneluvsU 07/14/2011 14:16

    I had a full color life sized tattoo of my face…
    tattooed on my face..
    Bold and edgy, I know.

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    The Fried Man 07/14/2011 14:17

    I hope she has lotion on. Red heads tend to burn in the sun very easily.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 14:25

    A black ginger? That means she has no soul.

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    rokan 07/14/2011 14:25


    I bet her clam smells like grits and afterbirth.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 14:28

    Fuck Erin Andrews. Nobody knew those pictures were her until she ran around saying it was her. She is a pity me junkie. Shut the fuck up already attention whore.


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    rokan 07/14/2011 14:33

    Who gives a fuck about her.

    I can rent ten cunts better than she is down at the Dearborn St. station.

    “Ooooooh, someone saw mr naked!!!”

    Give me a fucking break!

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    rokan 07/14/2011 14:34

    I mean, “someone saw ME naked, not MR naked.”

    Although that would be an awesome name for a Puppet.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 14:40

    She is a ninjer!


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    rokan 07/14/2011 14:41

    That’s a fucking great term.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/14/2011 14:43

    I am going to open a tattoo removal office and then spread a rumor that tattoos cause cancer. $$$!

  17. avatar
    rokan 07/14/2011 14:52


    Did you eat all the Eskimo pies?

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    rokan 07/14/2011 15:01

    I can almost see her beaver!


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    BieberFever69 07/14/2011 15:06

    ninjer…..that’s just fantastic

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    Idhitit 07/14/2011 15:09

    She starts sticking those tits out at me and its on. Word on the street is that she likes it rough.

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