Ali Lohan, 17, gets botox

By brendon September 08, 2011 @ 3:50 PM

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Let’s just pretend for a second that making conclusions based on nothing more than pictures is something a responsible doctor would do and award another parenting gold medal to Dina Lohan, because a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon says Lindsay Lohans 17-year-old sister Ali is already getting botox.

Dr. Gary Alter, from E!’s now defunct TV show Dr. 90210, looked at photos of Ali and believes she’s had work done to change her appearance as she launches her modeling career.
“It’s obvious to me that her eyebrows are higher than they were before,” Dr. Alter told Radar.
?“There doesn’t appear to be much moment on her forehead, and she looks like she has had botox.”?

Now that she’s fixed her eyebrows, let’s hope she addresses her diet. Fat bitch.

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(19) Comments

  1. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 09/08/2011 15:59

    It’s a real life stick figure. Why do they get her some tits like they did with her sister?

  2. avatar
    MrAdams 09/08/2011 16:06

    Holy shit! She looks like Russell Brand.

  3. avatar
    Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:07

    Jesus Christ!!

    She looks like the Bosnian boy who cleans out my gutters.

  4. avatar
    Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:14

    And on another note . . . . Dr. “Alter?”

    Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn’t let that hack carry my golf bag.

  5. avatar
    Admiral 09/08/2011 16:25

    Haha, Bosnian boy.

    She does look like she could use some estrogen boosters.

  6. avatar
    i hate you 09/08/2011 16:27

    she will fill out over time, but she should consider gaining some weight prior to developing the impending meth and coke habits.

  7. avatar
    Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:38

    I know both her gynecologist and her dog-walker.

    Her gyno reports that he has never seen a cleaner vagina on a primate.

    Her dog walker reports that her dog’s breath smells like peanut butter.

  8. avatar
    Conrad! 09/08/2011 16:46

    Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. ….. (Old 1950′s proverb)

  9. avatar
    Rok 09/08/2011 16:51

    Pepper always says that the meat near the bone is the sweetest.

    That’s why he dates so many trannys.

  10. avatar
    Conrad! 09/08/2011 16:52

    Dr Poop:
    “Her dog walker reports that her dog’s breath smells like peanut butter”

    Why that Bitch! Doesn’t know or care that peanut R a no no 4 dogs?
    Oh wait! That’s Chocolate……. Never mind.

  11. avatar
    andeem 09/08/2011 17:25

    Let’s hope she’ll show up on drfulgy.com.

  12. avatar
    sjbya 09/08/2011 21:22

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

  13. avatar
    dirtycrow 09/08/2011 23:00

    looks like a tranny methhead.

  14. avatar
    llqqjj01 09/09/2011 06:19

    http://www。voguebloom。com

  15. avatar
    RD 09/09/2011 09:29

    Oh god, just what we need is another lowlife scummy Lohan. C’mon terrorist, just finish us off!!!

  16. avatar
    HGUNOAIJHU 09/09/2011 11:17

    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use CentStart.comONLY

  17. avatar
    Observer 09/09/2011 14:33

    If she had tits…..

    …I’d like to juggle them…..

    …sweaty or not……..

  18. avatar
    asdffdsa 09/11/2011 01:34

    Is she on heroin too? She looks like John Frusciante circa 1994.

  19. avatar
    ZTYWQQGPWZ 09/11/2011 11:25

    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use Centstart

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