Ali Lohan, 17, gets botox

By brendon September 08, 2011 @ 3:50 PM

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Let’s just pretend for a second that making conclusions based on nothing more than pictures is something a responsible doctor would do and award another parenting gold medal to Dina Lohan, because a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon says Lindsay Lohans 17-year-old sister Ali is already getting botox.

Dr. Gary Alter, from E!’s now defunct TV show Dr. 90210, looked at photos of Ali and believes she’s had work done to change her appearance as she launches her modeling career.
“It’s obvious to me that her eyebrows are higher than they were before,” Dr. Alter told Radar.

“There doesn’t appear to be much moment on her forehead, and she looks like she has had botox.”


Now that she’s fixed her eyebrows, let’s hope she addresses her diet. Fat bitch.

(image source = splash)

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(19) Comments

  1. SexyRicardSimmons 09/08/2011 15:59

    It’s a real life stick figure. Why do they get her some tits like they did with her sister?

  2. MrAdams 09/08/2011 16:06

    Holy shit! She looks like Russell Brand.

  3. Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:07

    Jesus Christ!!

    She looks like the Bosnian boy who cleans out my gutters.

  4. Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:14

    And on another note . . . . Dr. “Alter?”

    Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn’t let that hack carry my golf bag.

  5. Admiral 09/08/2011 16:25

    Haha, Bosnian boy.

    She does look like she could use some estrogen boosters.

  6. i hate you 09/08/2011 16:27

    she will fill out over time, but she should consider gaining some weight prior to developing the impending meth and coke habits.

  7. Dr Poop 09/08/2011 16:38

    I know both her gynecologist and her dog-walker.

    Her gyno reports that he has never seen a cleaner vagina on a primate.

    Her dog walker reports that her dog’s breath smells like peanut butter.

  8. Conrad! 09/08/2011 16:46

    Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. ….. (Old 1950′s proverb)

  9. Rok 09/08/2011 16:51

    Pepper always says that the meat near the bone is the sweetest.

    That’s why he dates so many trannys.

  10. Conrad! 09/08/2011 16:52

    Dr Poop:
    “Her dog walker reports that her dog’s breath smells like peanut butter”

    Why that Bitch! Doesn’t know or care that peanut R a no no 4 dogs?
    Oh wait! That’s Chocolate……. Never mind.

  11. andeem 09/08/2011 17:25

    Let’s hope she’ll show up on drfulgy.com.

  12. sjbya 09/08/2011 21:22

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

  13. dirtycrow 09/08/2011 23:00

    looks like a tranny methhead.

  14. RD 09/09/2011 09:29

    Oh god, just what we need is another lowlife scummy Lohan. C’mon terrorist, just finish us off!!!

  15. HGUNOAIJHU 09/09/2011 11:17

    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use CentStart.comONLY

  16. Observer 09/09/2011 14:33

    If she had tits…..

    …I’d like to juggle them…..

    …sweaty or not……..

  17. asdffdsa 09/11/2011 01:34

    Is she on heroin too? She looks like John Frusciante circa 1994.

  18. ZTYWQQGPWZ 09/11/2011 11:25

    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use Centstart

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