Yesterday TMZ reported that Paris Hilton was on “a quest to become most POWERFUL female house musician of all time”, and that she had become so close with Deadmau5, perhaps the biggest DJ on earth right now, that he has made her his protege.
To which Deadmau5 replied, “wait, what?”
HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. fuck already! she showed up to a show, and shit, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the fuck does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a fuck… but why am i involved all of a sudden?
So, he met her once and was polite to her, and then “a source” told TMZ he was practically in love with her, and begging to make her next hit record. Hmm. I wonder who the source could have been that was so keen to get Paris Hiltons name in the press. You go get your detective cap and I’ll get my giant magnifying glass and we’ll see if we can find some clues.
DJ whateverhisname is sounds like a big douchebag. Just goes to show you don’t have to be smart to be a musician.
He could have just said there was truth to the rumor – instead he throws a hissyfit like a fucking 12 year-old. Have some class, douche.
Yo, nigga! Where da free shit be?
i think that was an appropriate response. it would have been better if he invited her over and killed her and disposed of her body in venice beach at LiLo’s house.
I was praying it wasn’t fugly friday here today. There is still time though.
What is this world coming to?
http://www.nbcmiami.com/entertainment/celebrity/Miss-Universe-Hopeful-Told-to-Wear-Panties-129531813.html
Deadmau5 is one of the top producers, not DJ’s. He’s actually a terrible DJ.
….my guess for the “source”…..
…both their publicists……
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Come on Obs, you are such a pessimist.
I took a look and now I regret.
Ugh…
Pulled a twelve hour shift and then got a call from the other boss about coming in for a few hours. Put in another two and now am finally home after pulling 14 hours…
Gotta pass-out soon as I have to get up tomorrow in about seven hours and do it all over again!
Sigh… Weekends suck major ass…
Hey Mr. Nutt,
The boss at gig two made a quick announcement… Sorry to say that one of the fellas I used to work with there, passed away today from his battle with Cancer. The Irish bastard was a Jarhead for 13 years and served with the Honor Guard at the White House for President Reagan. He was only 49 years old…
Tip a glass or two in honor…
Cheers Brothers.
Gildorg, that is no way for a Marine to die. I shall indeed tip the glass several times in his honor.
Sorry to bear the bad news, but I thought you might appreciate having a half-way decent reason to tip a glass or two…
In any case, it is too damn early to be up…
My schedule this week, I close, then open, and repeat… Bastards… But I am happy to have the job! (I think I actually mean that…)
In any case, have a good weekend, Brothers!
I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use CentStart.comONLY
I love overcast days…
Couldnt give a fuck if i tried…boney ass bitch..
Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look
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DAMN SPAMMERS!
Sigh… Finally home. You know, these 16-20 hour days are not nearly as much fun as I remember them being when I was in my 20s…
Well got about seven hours to crash before I gotta get up and do another 12…
Cheers Brothers!
This first one is those who lost someone on 9/11… Ten year Anniversary today!
I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use Try Here
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