Jessica Simpson has postponed her wedding

Just yesterday Life and Style told us that Jessica Simpson was all excited about being pregnant with her fiance Eric Johnson, and thrilled that she’d have time to get married before the baby came. But now Us magazine says she’s put her wedding on hold. Is it because of the baby? Is there trouble with the prenup? Do all the potential wedding dresses cover up her tits for some reason? Let’s read more and find out!

“Everything is up in the air,” a source tells Us. “She can’t figure out what kind of day she wants. Some days she wants a big wedding in Hawaii, then other days she wants something closer to home.”
But some of the 30-year-old singer’s friends fear the delay is due to more than just venue indecision. “She was so gung ho about planning their wedding, and now she’s gone dark,” says a pal. “She won’t commit to a date.”

Well my sources tell me the delay is because Jessica can’t find a caterer willing to stuff a pig with another pig and deep fry it on a stick. “I want ma double piggy-sicle,” Jessica shrieked when asked for a comment.