My brother and I spent the summer in Ireland one time, and the thing I remember most was we went to this Chinese restaurant in Belfast and the Chinese guy had an Irish accent. It blew my fucking mind. He was Chinese. But he sounded Irish. He had to think I was functionally retarded because I asked a million questions, none of them good, just me slack jawed and pointing to stuff like rice and saying what’s that.
Anyway, Rihanna filmed a new video in County Down, Ireland, today. And she wore a bikini in a wheat field. The theme of the video is, “a bunch of random shit”.
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