Blake Lively dumped Leonardo DiCaprio

By brendon October 06, 2011 @ 3:03 PM


Leonardo DiCaprio is reported dating Australian model Alyce Crawford now (pictured below), but that’s because he’s not dating Blake Lively anymore. And if you believe top magazines, the reason he’s not dating Blake Lively anymore is because she dumped him.

“Blake wasn’t ready to move to the next level,” an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out now.
After meeting last November and kicking off their globe-trotting romance in May of this year, “It was just too much, too quickly,” the insider explains. “Blake wasn’t ready to settle down.”
“He’s looking for someone to eventually start a family with…That’s not where she’s at. She’s only 24!”
Adds another source: “He’s more mature. They’re not in the same place right now.”

Wow this chick is an idiot. All she had to do was have one kid and she’d have been set for life. He’s probably gonna make like half a billion dollars by the time he’s done, whereas she’s an actress. NFL cornerbacks and drug mules have better job security.

(13) Comments

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    Joust 10/06/2011 15:05

    Mrs Nutt gives blazing head.

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    i hate you 10/06/2011 15:21

    she is no match to you!

    new girl is not as pretty as blake, blake not as pretty as bar. he is on a downward spiral. at this rate he will be dating demi moore in 22 mos.

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    Thundercunt 10/06/2011 15:26

    “All she had to do was have one kid”

    No, that’s exactly what she doesn’t need to do, Brendo. Remember your stance on how babies ruin women’s bodies? Well who wants to see Blake get cottage cheese thighs on those gorgeous gams of hers or a fat ass? Certainly not I. I vote no kids. Well played, Blake. Well played.

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    Sono 10/06/2011 15:29

    wow, that is quite a downgrade, as far as physical appearances go, after Bar and Blake…

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    Observer 10/06/2011 15:32

    …so ….he rolled off her….and told her to make a sandwich …..or to at least room service bring some up…..

    …and she moved on??

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    MrAdams 10/06/2011 15:56

    I just can’t bring myself to give a shit about this story. Where are the titties?

  7. avatar
    Rok 10/06/2011 16:19

    Maybe she got a good look at his stool and changed her mind.

  8. avatar
    Rok 10/06/2011 16:31

    I just shit for the 3rd time today.

    My asshole hasn’t had this much activity since Scoutcamp.

  9. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 10/06/2011 16:41

    I’m with Nancy Grace’s nipple on this one.

  10. avatar
    Rok 10/06/2011 16:51

    I’ve seen better in the Walmart parking lot

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    Ziggy71 10/06/2011 19:16

    Are you kidding?? Model??? Hardly, this chick is below average. Her fucking nose is crooked and she’s probably an anorexic bag of bones when she takes her clothes off.

  12. avatar
    gfdgsdgges 10/06/2011 21:28

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look


  13. avatar
    The Narrator 10/07/2011 00:27

    Well she’s better looking than him.

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