Dina Lohan is ready to sell out Lindsay

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 10:39 AM


Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?  How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”

Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.

(9) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/21/2011 10:46

    A book? 5 pages long with big print and pictures. Who will play her in the movie version?

  2. avatar
    Pepper 10/21/2011 10:57

    I hope she sells Lilo to VIVID…..

  3. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/21/2011 11:43


    I am bank-rolling Lilo in a three-way with Little Lupe and a midget with three balls

  4. avatar
    MrAdams 10/21/2011 11:45

    I would say they should scrap LiLo and sell her organs to the highest bidder, but who in their right mind would want her liver? Without a side-order of farva beans?

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    SomeoneluvsU 10/21/2011 11:54

    Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly…

    Noun drugging – the administration of a sedative agent or drug

    So Lindsay is a Pharmacist?

  6. avatar
    i hate you 10/21/2011 12:52


  7. avatar
    Observer 10/23/2011 13:38

    I hope the book has an appendix of nude pics of mom and daughter…..

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  9. avatar
    HomerJ 10/25/2011 18:06

    Dina, you aren’t the worst mother in the world… What about that freezer lady in Georgia

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