its Russell Crowe in Superman

By brendon October 06, 2011 @ 12:35 PM


The Daily Mail has the first pictures of Russell Crowe playing Supermans dad, or at least smoking cigarettes in Supermans dad costume. As you can see they have him with the S on his chest, which apparently is not an S but the family crest which is why Superman wears it later, though to be honest that explanation seems like bullshit. I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what an S looks like.

(15) Comments

  1. avatar
    i hate you 10/06/2011 12:47

    nothing gets brend’uh more worked up than a man in tights.

  2. avatar
    Observer 10/06/2011 13:10

    …so …Russel Crowe….puffing on a f.a.g

  3. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/06/2011 13:42


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    SomeoneluvsU 10/06/2011 13:45

    Why do all advanced intergalactic beings dress like sissy boys?
    Why don’t they make movies about hot female species that have evolved past the need for clothing?
    How superior can a race be if all their men dress like Pavarotti?

  5. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 10/06/2011 13:45

    You can eat a peach all day!


  6. avatar
    i hate you 10/06/2011 13:51

    pavarotti was in cannonball run, right?

  7. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 10/06/2011 13:56

    I hate you,
    I’m not sure if that was him,
    but I do know Enrico Pallazzo saved the queen.

  8. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/06/2011 14:03


    You’re thinking of Dom DeLuise.

  9. avatar
    Beppo 10/06/2011 14:19

    in Just-
    spring when the world is mud-
    luscious the little
    lame balloonman

    whistles far and wee

    and eddieandbill come
    running from marbles and
    piracies and it’s

    when the world is puddle-wonderful

    the queer
    old balloonman whistles
    far and wee
    and bettyandisbel come dancing

    from hop-scotch and jump-rope and




    balloonMan whistles

  10. avatar
    mikey the retard 10/06/2011 14:25


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    Rok 10/06/2011 14:27

    I stopped watching Superman movies after Christopher Reeves fucked Lois Lane then gave her Ruffies to forget the whole thing.

    I bet she wondered shy her asshole hurt so much.

  12. avatar
    i hate you 10/06/2011 14:31

    They were both eaters. That’s all I know. This iPad really fucks with my non-capitalization efforts in here.

  13. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 10/06/2011 15:00

    Christopher Reeves gave Lois these?

    Blue or cream?

  14. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 10/06/2011 15:03

    I wrap my cock in those before I fuck Pepper.


  15. avatar
    gfdgsdgges 10/06/2011 21:29

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look


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