Christina Aguileras still got it

By brendon November 21, 2011 @ 11:46 AM

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A bandage dress is supposed to be a flattering dress that gives support and creates an hourglass figure. But Christina Aguilera is 90 percent cookies and cake, so the bandage dress she wore on the American Music Awards last night was no match for her fat stomach as it sloshed back and forth when she moved, like a drink in a big cup when you drive around corners. What she needs is actual bandages. As in the kind they wrap you in after 40 hours of liposuction.

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(12) Comments

  1. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/21/2011 11:49

    Butter…

    Parkay

    BUTTER!!!

    PARKAYYYYYYYY!!!

  2. avatar
    Rok 11/21/2011 11:54

    She does still have it.

    Now she should see a Doctor and get rid of it.

  3. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/21/2011 11:55

    Is that the Michelin man?

  4. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/21/2011 11:57

    NO, no, I got it!

    http://slowguy.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/gb-mr-stay-puft-bank.jpg

  5. avatar
    Mr. Poop 11/21/2011 11:58

    I bet you can stick your whole fist up her snatch.

  6. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/21/2011 11:59

    OK,Ok my final answer.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/511501380_c037303bc1.jpg

  7. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 11/21/2011 12:05

    I still would, just because of who she is!

    I’ve fucked worse for less!

  8. avatar
    i hate you 11/21/2011 12:40

    a weekend with her and you would appreciate your life.

  9. avatar
    Observer 11/21/2011 12:41

    Mac-Daddy……….

    ……I would fuck almost ANY celeb…..just because of who she is…….

    ….and the thought of a 3-pointer jump shot of my cum into that belly-button is quite the enticement……..

  10. avatar
    Observer 11/21/2011 13:03

    Pepper……..

    …..I would butter up her ass and go all Marlon Brando on her………

  11. avatar
    hnkreardon 11/21/2011 20:49

    Yeah, yeah yeah…. I would tax that like the government.

  12. avatar
    datsunmech 11/23/2011 19:14

    Lately she is emulating Aretha Franklin, in style

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