A bandage dress is supposed to be a flattering dress that gives support and creates an hourglass figure. But Christina Aguilera is 90 percent cookies and cake, so the bandage dress she wore on the American Music Awards last night was no match for her fat stomach as it sloshed back and forth when she moved, like a drink in a big cup when you drive around corners. What she needs is actual bandages. As in the kind they wrap you in after 40 hours of liposuction.
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Butter…
Parkay
BUTTER!!!
PARKAYYYYYYYY!!!
She does still have it.
Now she should see a Doctor and get rid of it.
Is that the Michelin man?
NO, no, I got it!
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I bet you can stick your whole fist up her snatch.
OK,Ok my final answer.
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I still would, just because of who she is!
I’ve fucked worse for less!
a weekend with her and you would appreciate your life.
Mac-Daddy……….
……I would fuck almost ANY celeb…..just because of who she is…….
….and the thought of a 3-pointer jump shot of my cum into that belly-button is quite the enticement……..
Pepper……..
…..I would butter up her ass and go all Marlon Brando on her………
Yeah, yeah yeah…. I would tax that like the government.
Lately she is emulating Aretha Franklin, in style