I didn’t have room in the headline for “allegedly” but, allegedly, Mel Gibson got another girl pregnant. Her name is Laura Bellizzi, she’s 35, she and Gibson briefly dated over the summer and Star claims she’s confided in friends and family that he got her pregnant.
For his part, a so-called source says it’s “physically impossible” that Gibson is the father. Keep in mind he already has 8 kids (7 with his ex wife and 1 with blow job miser Oksana Grigorieva), and even though he’s 55 now, it seems very possible. Unless he slipped her a morning after pill. That might work. My move is to run to Starbucks first thing and stir it into the girls coffee.
At least Mel has good taste.
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Unless he slipped her a morning after pill. That might work. My move is to run to Starbucks first thing and stir it into the girls coffee.
See Hate. I am not the only one who thinks that way. Have Dr. Poop give you a prescription and keep them in the kitchen. Maybe keep them in the bedroom with a blow gun and shoot it down her throat.
or maybe he got a vasectomy?
“Physically impossible”……….?
…did that Ruskie cut his ball off…….?
…or was it the ex wife…?
or balls?