All awards shows are inherently unbearable, except for when you get to see famous people pout and/or get made fun of. So with that in mind it’s fantastic news that Ricky Gervais has agreed to come back for a third time and host the 2012 Golden Globes. Because he’ll stand there and make fun of people and they just have to sit there like assholes and take it and he doesn’t give a fuck if they cry. In fact when Piers Morgan went on twitter yesterday and asked Ricky…
“please can I have the first ‘Sorry if I offended anyone’ interview after the 2012 Golden Globes, like last time?”
“What if I’m not sorry? Like last time.”
He should invite Lindsay Lohan and put her in the front row and then open by saying that was a mistake and she has to leave and then take out a big dildo with a white powder on it and wave it in front of her and say, “come on girl, come on, go get it”, and then throw it toward the exit. That would be a good way to ease into some of his edgier material.
(the video is from Rickys new show on BBC, ‘Lifes Too Short’ starring Warwick Davis)