Ali Lohan is doing great

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 11:36 AM


Some people think Ali Lohan is about to die because she clearly has an eating disorder, but I would argue that life isn’t worth living if you don’t have a nice ass, and this is as good as hers has ever looked.

Is she so skinny now that gravity doesn’t work on her anymore? I don’t know, what am I, an astronaut? But if so, isn’t that what we all want? To slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God? Ali is a hero, she’s showing us what we can do if we really apply ourselves!

(image source = flynet)


(15) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 12/15/2011 11:50

    If she wears a mask we might be able to work something out.

  2. SomeoneluvsU 12/15/2011 12:06

    I never realized what a long and distinguished acting career she has had…
    Move over De Niro, you old hack

    1998 The Parent Trap – Girl in airport
    2000 Life-Size – Girl in the football stadium
    2003 Freaky Friday – Girl in the wedding party

  3. Mr. Nutt 12/15/2011 12:25

    I was almost her father but the dog beat me over the fence.

  4. Sono 12/15/2011 13:18

    Yeah,…that’s one hot boney ass. The best part about flat skinny girls is that instead of having a nice pair of tits to hold onto while you’re dogging them from behind, there’s a perfectly good set of ribs for you to choose from….or just the actual pelvic bone which is likely protruding from the sides.

    Yeah,…I can’t get into this either. She needs to be given the Brooke Hogan treatment whenever she’s discussed on this site, only the photo should be cropped so that it’s just a pair of shoe laces b/c I don’t even really want to see her feet.

  5. uknowwhere2findme 12/15/2011 13:57

    Bitch will be doing porn in a few years…..

  6. Admiral 12/15/2011 14:27

    That’s not an eating disorder – she WANTS to look like that. She’s a body sculptor. Except, her version does NEED muscle or… food.

  7. harleydavidson 12/15/2011 14:46

    this is perfect. i only bang chicks when i can see bodily organs through their skin

  8. morguefilla1 12/15/2011 14:56

    she must be going to an open casting call for extra’s on Shindlers list 2.

  9. dubbya 12/15/2011 16:47

    How can you have an eating disorder and STILL buy clothes that are too small for you? She’s like a skeleton stretching a glove with the fingers cut off over her entire body.

  10. theonepercent 12/15/2011 19:47

    High Flight, Reagan…nice! Going deep on that one…

  11. BA732 12/16/2011 01:50

    no double baggers here – just straight filth

  12. datsunmech 12/16/2011 03:17

    Soon she will become the first transhuman “It Girl”

  13. 12/16/2011 07:38

    …skinny for my taste :-)

  14. 12/18/2011 14:17

    Here is Lindsay Lohan nude – Leaked pre-release photos from upcoming “Playboy” magazine!

  15. Alexrees 12/20/2011 17:03

    Wow. She is so young to be this f’d up.

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