02.21.2012 David Cross did coke next to the President

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‘Arrested Development’ and ’Mr. Show’ star David Cross tells the March issue of Playboy that he did a small amount of cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. In other words, in the same room as President Barack Obama and the Secret Service.

“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”
“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”

He’s told this story before and I’m surprised more people haven’t heard it, because it really is no big deal, and you have to expect this kind of thing when you elect Democrats.

(18) Comments

  1. Rok 02/21/2012 15:34

    I got sent home from work for having diarrhea again.

  2. iSlomoshun 02/21/2012 15:38

    I heard this on the radio on the way to work at this morning. A 2bit radio station is giving me the same news as you and they’re doing it faster.

    That’s kind of embarrassing.

  3. jondough 02/21/2012 15:39

    I’m always interested in what a hick from Louisiana who complains about tits for a living thinks about politics. Thanks!

  4. SomeoneluvsU 02/21/2012 15:41

    “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”

    Kinda like having sex with Miley Cyrus…
    I’ll not turn it down, but I’m not calling all my friends and bragging about it either…

  5. yeeerrrp 02/21/2012 15:42

    Watch out, we got a badass over here!

  6. SomeoneluvsU 02/21/2012 15:46

    Is his brother Chris Cross?

    I loved that sailing song…

  7. tjfly 02/21/2012 15:47

    As opposed to having a Republican in office, where every conservative in the room is fondling a little boy under the table.

  8. B A Baracus 02/21/2012 15:53

    SLU, no way, it wasn’t Chris Cross, it was Kriss Kross.

    http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/24/new-contest/kriskross/

  9. Observer_Burn Notice 02/21/2012 16:21

    That Democrat comment was fucking funny……

  10. AbeVigoda10 02/21/2012 17:11

    Who cares? Me and Michele did abortions together

  11. harleydavidson 02/21/2012 17:20

    id rather be hearing something about kayden kross. fuck this unfunny bastard

  12. Observer_Burn Notice 02/21/2012 17:25

    That was very daring of Mr. Cross……

    ….I hope he can find it in himself to REALLY go out on a limb and write a funny joke….

  13. gutmeister 02/21/2012 21:11

    This is what people do who were once almost famous for something, and now they aren’t but they don’t have anything really going on so they bring up stories that nobody could give half a shit about. Now he’s popular today! Yay for David Cross. Tomorrow, he’ll still be a penis with a beard.

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  18. ilikeblumpkins 02/23/2012 10:31

    He peaked with Mr. Show. Still one of the funniest shows ever. Since then - meh.

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