‘Arrested Development’ and ’Mr. Show’ star David Cross tells the March issue of Playboy that he did a small amount of cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. In other words, in the same room as President Barack Obama and the Secret Service.
“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”
“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”
He’s told this story before and I’m surprised more people haven’t heard it, because it really is no big deal, and you have to expect this kind of thing when you elect Democrats.











I got sent home from work for having diarrhea again.
I heard this on the radio on the way to work at this morning. A 2bit radio station is giving me the same news as you and they’re doing it faster.
That’s kind of embarrassing.
I’m always interested in what a hick from Louisiana who complains about tits for a living thinks about politics. Thanks!
“I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”
Kinda like having sex with Miley Cyrus…
I’ll not turn it down, but I’m not calling all my friends and bragging about it either…
Watch out, we got a badass over here!
Is his brother Chris Cross?
I loved that sailing song…
As opposed to having a Republican in office, where every conservative in the room is fondling a little boy under the table.
SLU, no way, it wasn’t Chris Cross, it was Kriss Kross.
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/24/new-contest/kriskross/
That Democrat comment was fucking funny……
Who cares? Me and Michele did abortions together
id rather be hearing something about kayden kross. fuck this unfunny bastard
That was very daring of Mr. Cross……
….I hope he can find it in himself to REALLY go out on a limb and write a funny joke….
This is what people do who were once almost famous for something, and now they aren’t but they don’t have anything really going on so they bring up stories that nobody could give half a shit about. Now he’s popular today! Yay for David Cross. Tomorrow, he’ll still be a penis with a beard.
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Heard it was SNOWbama back in college….first hand accounts!!!!!
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He peaked with Mr. Show. Still one of the funniest shows ever. Since then - meh.