02.16.2012 Jessica Simpson is going on ‘the Biggest Loser’

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Jessica Simpson will be going on ‘the Biggest Loser’ next season, and the story should end right there, because she weighs 800 pounds now, but it doesn’t. I’m pretty sure this was just an intervention that didn’t work.

Simpson will drop by the NBC show on March 13 to reward a Biggest Loser challenge winner with a visit to her personal showroom. According to NBC, the winner will also be allowed to bring a fellow contestant to pick out anything from Simpson’s clothing, handbag and skincare lines.

Unfortunately Jessicas “personal showroom” also has a “personal food court”, with a “personal Cinnabon” and “personal Chik-Fil-A”, so this will probably be the last challenge that person wins.


(53) Comments

  1. Rok 02/16/2012 19:20

    She’ll weugh less when she has her A-baby.

  2. Mr. Nutt 02/16/2012 19:21

    She is worth a lot of money. I know life isn’t fair but Jesus titty fucking Christ!

  3. Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 19:26

    Won’t she win by “acclaim” rather than poundage…?

  4. Rok 02/16/2012 20:16

    Obs,

    Can you explain that comment to me?

  5. Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 20:28

    The name of the show is “Biggest Loser”…..which she certainly is in the top 5 in the Celeb world…..

    …so even if she didn’t lose a pound……she is still a fucking loser…..(looser)

    ….unless she displays labia and areola…….then all is forgiven……

  6. Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 20:28

    Oh!!

    …Rok….did you actually want Mr. Nutt’s comment explained…?

    so solly….

  7. Rok 02/16/2012 20:45

    I still don’t understand.

  8. Rok 02/16/2012 21:00

    I just found out that its Fashion Week.

  9. P3pp3r 02/16/2012 22:16

    Tonight is the last night…..

  10. Gildorg 02/16/2012 22:30

    I kinda wanna see the Victoria’s Secret model with the funky name, naked.

    I think it would be a good experience for all…

  11. Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 22:44

    How is the last night of “Fashion Week” celebrated….?????

    …..the tradition of the “stretching of the foreskins”…????

    ….or just the “probing of the sphincter”……

  12. iSlomoshun 02/16/2012 22:56

    Hope her tits stay huge.

  13. P3pp3r 02/16/2012 23:00

    Here..with some sleep……they killed most of my machines..they need rest and service…

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  15. Eyes_Closed 02/17/2012 00:33

    Jessie ……@23:23….

    …..my mind is open but my anus is closed….

  16. minimosh 02/17/2012 00:50

    bi people…. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.

  17. Earl Hamsher 02/17/2012 01:04

    is she even really pregnant? don’t babies usually come out after about 9 months or so? it seems like she’s been pregnant for years

  18. Gildorg 02/17/2012 01:16

    No, she has always tended towards Fat…

    Hopefully after she has this puppy, she will get the fat cut out and go back to her Daisy Duke Fighting Shape!

    Cheers Gentlemen!

  19. DBXdarkangel 02/17/2012 06:55

    She is the biggest loser already. No talent, no life and fat as fuck.. She wins already.

  20. Mr. Nutt 02/17/2012 08:35

    She makes 100 million a year and her fashion line is worth 1 billion. Not bad for a moron. I don’t think she cares how fat she gets or gives a fuck what anybody thinks about it.

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