Jessica Simpson will be going on ‘the Biggest Loser’ next season, and the story should end right there, because she weighs 800 pounds now, but it doesn’t. I’m pretty sure this was just an intervention that didn’t work.
Simpson will drop by the NBC show on March 13 to reward a Biggest Loser challenge winner with a visit to her personal showroom. According to NBC, the winner will also be allowed to bring a fellow contestant to pick out anything from Simpson’s clothing, handbag and skincare lines.
Unfortunately Jessicas “personal showroom” also has a “personal food court”, with a “personal Cinnabon” and “personal Chik-Fil-A”, so this will probably be the last challenge that person wins.



















She’ll weugh less when she has her A-baby.
She is worth a lot of money. I know life isn’t fair but Jesus titty fucking Christ!
Won’t she win by “acclaim” rather than poundage…?
Obs,
Can you explain that comment to me?
The name of the show is “Biggest Loser”…..which she certainly is in the top 5 in the Celeb world…..
…so even if she didn’t lose a pound……she is still a fucking loser…..(looser)
….unless she displays labia and areola…….then all is forgiven……
Oh!!
…Rok….did you actually want Mr. Nutt’s comment explained…?
so solly….
I still don’t understand.
I just found out that its Fashion Week.
Tonight is the last night…..
I kinda wanna see the Victoria’s Secret model with the funky name, naked.
I think it would be a good experience for all…
How is the last night of “Fashion Week” celebrated….?????
…..the tradition of the “stretching of the foreskins”…????
….or just the “probing of the sphincter”……
Hope her tits stay huge.
Here..with some sleep……they killed most of my machines..they need rest and service…
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…..my mind is open but my anus is closed….
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is she even really pregnant? don’t babies usually come out after about 9 months or so? it seems like she’s been pregnant for years
No, she has always tended towards Fat…
Hopefully after she has this puppy, she will get the fat cut out and go back to her Daisy Duke Fighting Shape!
Cheers Gentlemen!
She is the biggest loser already. No talent, no life and fat as fuck.. She wins already.
She makes 100 million a year and her fashion line is worth 1 billion. Not bad for a moron. I don’t think she cares how fat she gets or gives a fuck what anybody thinks about it.