Whitneys daughter went to the funeral, then got high

By brendon February 20, 2012 @ 12:19 PM


Whitney Houstons funeral on Saturday was one of the fanciest and most touching funerals a junkie who overdosed in a hotel bathtub has ever had, and once it was over, her teenage daughter stepped away to collect herself and reflect on the days events. And also to get high.

The Daily Beast says…

Just hours after watching an emotionally charged tribute to her doting mother, Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown decided she needed some time alone. So while friends and family convened at a local eatery in Newark, N.J., to remember the 48-year-old musical legend, Bobbi Kristina simply disappeared.

Wow. The daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is good at sneaking away to do drugs. Who woulda guessed.

Even before the funeral was held Saturday, the family had serious discussions about Bobbi Kristina entering into rehab as soon as her mother was laid to rest, according to multiple sources familiar with the conversations. They say she spent the night after her mother’s death using drugs to dull the pain.

Of course she did. Because she was raised by two selfish fuck-ups and never had any decent parenting. They probably should have just pushed her onto Whitneys coffin at the last second and saved everyone a second trip.

(15) Comments

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    harleydavidson 02/20/2012 12:33

    the apple doesnt fall far from the crackpipe does it?

  2. avatar
    P3pp3r 02/20/2012 12:34

    I wonder if she said…”CHEERS, Gentlemen!”

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 02/20/2012 12:35

    Whitney Houston died?
    When did this happen?
    You would have thought there would have been
    some press coverage…

  4. avatar
    DBXdarkangel 02/20/2012 12:48

    Another negger who is gonna die and no one will give a fuck.

  5. avatar
    Gildorg 02/20/2012 13:14

    I would totally bang Audrina Patridge in the ass!

    Haha, didn’t have me clock in… Just sent me home.

    Damn it all… The Liquor Store doesn’t open until 1000…


  6. avatar
    Cocktail 02/20/2012 13:20

    Q: What is six inches long and didn’t get sucked on Valentine’s day?

    A: Whitney Houston’s crack pipe.

  7. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 02/20/2012 13:37

    I hope the daughter can see her way through the pain and loneliness…….

    …..by makine a few sex tapes…..

  8. avatar
    P3pp3r 02/20/2012 13:55

    Observer…..it’s your lucky day…here she is…


  9. avatar
    BA732 02/20/2012 16:20

    18 with a body like this !?!?!??!??! at http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

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    Observer_Burn Notice 02/20/2012 16:38


    ….nice……who is that……they all look alike when you give ‘em $150.00…

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    sillysheeple 02/20/2012 18:10

    Cocktail… fuckin’ hilarious!!!

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    deathofirony 02/21/2012 14:13

    Wait, so an 18 year old girl goes to her trainwreck of a mother’s funeral and afterwards ‘disappears’?

    You know, because maybe, just maybe, she was bummed the fuck out and went home?

    Oh yeah, her doing drugs is funnier. *facepalm*

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    notenough4us 02/21/2012 15:16

    i understand the sardonic humour et al. dont get me wrong..im just as demented; however, to suggest that her daughter be pushed into her coffin to save her family another funeral is a little too insensitive. if it were me, hell yeah i would drown my sorrows with drugs and alcohol. losing a loved one is not an easy thing to cope with. i understand this kind of news influences your posts. its your constitutional right but in my opinion, its terribly insensitive. i m sure i will get a backlash but i really dont mind.

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