this is not a hacked cell phone picture of Olivia Munn

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 2:13 PM


I’m not gonna lie; the whole “leaked cell phone picture” thing is really unseemly, especially when the person seems to be perfectly nice. Like Olivia Munn, who denies being the girl in some pictures that showed up over the weekend. It’s obviously her in the bikini pictures, those are from her twitter or website, but she tweeted that if anyone really did hack her phone, they’d be pretty bored.

Which would mean someone really did their homework. For example:

- This bikini picture, which is real, and this NSFW naked picture, which is reportedly “fake”, were both taken with a Black Berry 9000, which is the phone she uses.

- This picture says “for Chris only”, and her ex boyfriend is Chris Pine. And that set uses the same font as other pictures that she’s written on and posted on her twitter.

- Whoever this girl is, she seems to be wearing the same bra and ring as Olivia Munn, and she’s in the same bathroom as this naked girl.

But that’s not Olivia Munn. She says. And I hope. And who knows, maybe they are fake. For one, the headline picture looks like it was taken in an Ethan Allen showroom, and I bet it’s illegal to go there wearing only lingerie and then invite people to fuck her pussy like they owned it.

(30) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/05/2012 14:22

    i have a strategy for destroying her childhood. her publicist has a strategy for destroying our dreams that this is her.

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    Observer 03/05/2012 14:26


    ….the “detective work” is fucking hilarious……..

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    harleydavidson 03/05/2012 14:29

    shes no kate upton but i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers. i would eat the crumbs of those crackers that happened to fall into her nether regions as well.

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    Observer 03/05/2012 14:31

    The faucet, tiling, and a few other details “Seem” similar……….

    …so the question of the hour…….do Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez own telephones and bathrooms……

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/05/2012 14:32

    obs, i am unsure. however, i do believe justin bieber lost his virginity in a tuba city, az bathroom.

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    Mr. Poop 03/05/2012 14:33

    That’s her

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    Tylerdurden389 03/05/2012 14:36

    Observer: nice choices. Can we throw in Dakota Fanning in there just to get a blonde in there?

    She’s 18 now right?

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    Observer 03/05/2012 14:42


    …you may throw any suitable fuck-toy into the mix…..

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    Mr. Nutt 03/05/2012 14:44

    Mmmmmm Olivia. So fucking HOT!

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    harleydavidson 03/05/2012 14:45

    raise your hand if you would let her play with your wii.

    i know i would

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    iSlomoshun 03/05/2012 14:54

    Paris did it, Kim did it, they all do it..

    Bitches that are barely known release nudes or a sextape and boom, instant stardom.

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    AdaZee 03/05/2012 14:58

    Why isn’t this picture included??

    I, as female, don’t find her attractive at all. But she sounds super freaky and plus she been an advocate for dirty talk for a while. MOST of the pictures are real. Comparable by belly buttons…because I am a detective……obviously.

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    jack ass 03/05/2012 15:01

    I’m touching myself

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    Observer 03/05/2012 15:02


    …you are “female”….??……… so?

    …anyway……since you are female…..can you analyze:

    1.) the bath products on her shelf comparing the nude to the semi-clothed…

    2.) Her sofa cushions… the “nude” and non-nude…

    3.) Post some nudes of yourself so we can impartially evaluate your qualifications….


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    trent.steel 03/05/2012 15:05

    Real or fake, who cares. It’s TITS!

  17. avatar
    jack ass 03/05/2012 15:06

    better yet…why is this picture not included?

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    AdaZee 03/05/2012 15:11

    Female…by vagina.

    1. Not entirely convinced by bathtub pics. So no credible argument covering those. However the one full frontal, to the left has a comparable belly button to pink garter body.

    2. I notice no difference in couch cushions?? Only a difference is shes placed a little more near the chairs?

    3.I am sure..As owning a phone, and having exes…Inevitably I am out there somewhere I fear.

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    Observer 03/05/2012 15:14

    jack ass…….

    ….good question……..

    also….what about this one…..

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    Observer 03/05/2012 15:17


    …good work……I often can’t tell a moved couch cushion from a new one… I sought female input (so to speak)

    …could you have your exex give us a call…..thanks….

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