Angelina Jolie looks fine

By brendon April 16, 2012 @ 8:17 PM

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Angelina Jolie went by the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood today, showing off her new engagement ring and what some are calling “her bony physique.” So every girl out there should go get a bony physique I guess, because Angelina Jolie is super rich and engaged to Brad Pitt so she seems to know what she’s doing.

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wwtdd

(67) Comments

  1. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/16/2012 20:44

    this domain is available if anyone wants to buy it.

    http://www.poopstyle.com/

  2. mikey the retard 04/16/2012 20:50

    pathetik

  3. Rok 04/16/2012 20:51

    I can go either way

  4. Mr. Nutt 04/16/2012 20:59

    So, were down to stick figures now? That would explain all the bruises on Brad. Hump a bag of bones with a picture of Jolie on it.

  5. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/16/2012 21:01

    i bet she can swallow a zucchini whole.

  6. Rok 04/16/2012 21:14

    Fucking her would be like riding a bike down the railroad tracks.

    Sure, it will get you there, but you’re going to feel every bump.

  7. P3pp3r 04/16/2012 21:23

    Rok@n/Br3nda you fucking homos!!!!

  8. Cocktail 04/16/2012 21:57

    Vertibrae can be used to stimulate the penis internally.

  9. Rok 04/16/2012 22:10

    P epper,

    Dave’s not here man.

    Now go put on something pretty and fix me a fucking grilled cheese sandwich!!

    Chop, Chop!

  10. duckbutter 04/17/2012 00:15

    boom boom boom

  11. harleydavidson 04/17/2012 07:32

    she’s all lips

  12. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 10:31

    I want you to know that the closest I’ve gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped. …

    But I may reconsider…

  13. Johnny Dickshot 04/17/2012 10:40

    I’d like to put clothes pins on her nipples.

  14. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 10:44

    Clothes pins? I say Vice grips.

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9x08U2Ab1qetydwo1_500.jpg

  15. Johnny Dickshot 04/17/2012 10:55

    Thanks Nutt,

    I think my secretary enjoyed that.

  16. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 10:57

    You may want to inquire further on that.

  17. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 11:02

    Then there is this one.

    http://www.therimbastore.com/Catalog_Leather2010/7683.jpg

  18. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 11:27

    What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted?
    When you are kinky, you use a feather.
    When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken.

  19. Mr. Nutt 04/17/2012 11:32

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
    lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
    immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
    pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
    for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
    throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of
    the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
    slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
    leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
    foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
    horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and
    over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
    from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart
    greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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