new ‘Prometheus’ trailer has more details, clanging sounds

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 AM

Fox released a second international trailer for ‘Prometheus’ last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers.

WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent.

WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron.

(6) Comments

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    Eyes_Closed 04/30/2012 10:27

    I, too, would fuck Charlize….who wudda thunk it…??

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    LoK 04/30/2012 10:31

    why doesnt he just say that this is an Alien prequel like everybody else already knows

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    Hammer 04/30/2012 10:37

    This is an Alien prequel? Gee, thanks for ruining it for Hammer.

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/30/2012 10:39

    I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron

    Wise words indeed…

  5. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/30/2012 11:22

    We could just gangbang her.

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    harleydavidson 04/30/2012 12:05

    mr nutt, well done. that fucking dude is hilarious.

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