Rihanna went on her twitter last night to claim she was on her first date in almost 2 yearz. And I didn’t write “yearz” because I’m racist, but because that’s what she wrote. My racism was merely a coincidence.
Later she added a picture of her “date”, a girl named Melissa Forde, saying she was her “lover for the night”, and soon after that they left The Roxbury hand in hand.
So I guess we’re supposed to think she’s gay now and then carry on about it. And maybe I would have if she had chosen someone hotter. Or if she said this girl answered her craigslist ad looking for someone to eat. But just two 7′s making out? Yeah no thanks.
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That’s a nice anti-gun shirt it has on. Not as nice as mine though.
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I hope the chick in the anti-gun shirt is a victim of a home invasion.
I wonder if she wants to sniff my pistol…
Quit being so hard on yourself Sir. I’ve been coming to this site for 2 years now, and you have always provided me with a balanced diet of hot chicks, and the truth separated from celebrity gossip bull$hit. Take care of your stuff. Just let us know when Lindsey finally overdoses please.
Barry, you’re the Durden Fan O’ The Week! Come on over to the offices for your royal ‘glass bottom boat’ treatment.
Glass Bottom Boat
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffee table and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for “squashed” visual effect – or can refer to defecating onto someone’s face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
You should hurry though. Rokey hasn’t pooped in a few hours and really has a good one festerin’ for ya!
Is Barryqueer, B’s Momma?
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Pickles,
Are you the founding father of the Glass Bottom Boat move?
I like cheezebergERs
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Sure she is…
It’s like I’m watching The Colour Purple again.
I kinda like cheeseburgers myself…
Though I am sure Pickles version is quite another thing…
Cheers Gentlemen!
That’s her best friend and assistant. Girls like to say crap like that. “My bitch” and “my boo.”
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You consider Rihanna a 7, AND you think that 95% dude is equal to her? Yeah, you’re racist, dude. I was just kidding before. Now I believe you are.
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Gay….?
…or a built-in threesome…..??
why do they always try to be caucasian? -,-
why do they always try to be caucasian? -,-