Lea Michele knows what she’s doing

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 12:17 PM

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‘Glee’ star Lea Michele wore this terrific dress on her way to Letterman yesterday in New York, and if this were a cartoon there would be a line of dashes from my eyes to her tits like when Homer Simpson sees pie or bacon and then I’d start floating with hearts in my eyes. So obviously I’m glad it doesn’t really work like that.

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(19) Comments

  1. Observer 05/22/2012 12:31

    I am CERTAIN that this chick is a delicious moaner and grunter when she cums……

  2. Rok 05/22/2012 12:32

    Hats’ off to Mr. Durden.

    Best comments of the year.

  3. Dr Poop 05/22/2012 12:38

    Observer,

    For the record, I am against do it yourself plastic surgery

  4. Observer 05/22/2012 12:50

    Dr. Poop…….

    ….that is a drastically bold position for you to take……

  5. Observer 05/22/2012 12:53

    I MAY have been mistaken @ 12:31………

    ….she also sems a bit of a screamer……..

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9taje_lea-michele-of-glee-nude_creation

  6. Gildorg 05/22/2012 12:54

    This chick has always been a butter-face…

    If I was gonna bang a butter-face, I would rather do Courtney Stodden (granted, when she turns 18)…

    http://www.celebuzz.com/2012-05-22/move-over-paris-hilton-courtney-stodden-washes-black-mercedes-in-barely-there-outfit-exclusive-photos/

    Just saying…

  7. Observer 05/22/2012 13:00

    Gildorg……@12:54….

    ….I always thought your preferred method of access avoided the “face issues”….?

  8. Dr Poop 05/22/2012 13:03

    Observer,

    I hope he used some hand-sanitizer before he entered her.

    She looks questionable.

  9. Rok 05/22/2012 13:04

    Observer,

    Two questions.

    1) Was that a high scholl version of Little House on the Prairie?

    2) Who is the mail lead? I would like to “friend” him on Facebook

  10. Observer 05/22/2012 13:43

    Rok……

    ….what are you drinking…??

  11. Observer 05/22/2012 13:53

    Rok……

    ….that video is a dramatization of my novel based on a vacation video of my life that my wife took of me…….

    ….it symbolizes my first date with the woman of my household and her reaction to my statement “I really really really LIKE fuckin’”

    The “mail” lead only accepts first class letters……and I think he is on MySpace……under the “S”s

  12. harleydavidson 05/22/2012 13:55

    Gildorg,

    try living a little dangerously dude.

  13. Rok 05/22/2012 13:58

    Observer,

    Pure grain alcohol and rain water. Its what my mother used to wean me.

    Actually, I had a wet-nurse when I was young. Seems my mother’s milk never came in.

    True story

  14. Dr Poop 05/22/2012 14:04

    Ro kan,

    Was your mother involved in experimental drug use back in the 60′, or did she spend anytime overseas as a circus-whore?

    I am writing a book called “Failure to Lactate” and I need some more research cases.

    Call me after 5:00 Pacific on my cell. Ring twice, hang up. Ring back again three times, hang up and I’ll call you back at your boyfriend’s house

  15. Observer 05/22/2012 14:11

    Dr. Poop……

    ….are you in the CIA….or the KGB….??

  16. Dr Poop 05/22/2012 14:18

    Observer,

    AMA . . . same thing

  17. Rok 05/22/2012 14:21

    Dr Poop,

    Yes to the drug use, and yes to the circus whore, but not overseas.

    Also, my father spent time in a Turkish prison for smuggling black market Cabbage Patch Dolls out of Istanbul in his rectum, which he claims played havoc on his sperm count.

    Although from what I saw in the laundry basket as a kid, he seemed ok.

    Does that help?

  18. Observer 05/22/2012 14:33

    Rok…..

    ….you are a keen detective…….or “Dick” as they say……

  19. AbeVigoda10 05/22/2012 14:34

    Why does this bitch get a free pass for having the worst face since Hillary Duff’s herpes ridden sister?

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