Nicole Kidman plays a white trash slut so well in ‘the Paperboy’ that they might as well have called it ‘the Dina Lohan Story’, especially since they’ll both be remembered for the awful thing that came out of their vaginas.
As the Huffingtom Post says…
“The Paperboy” debuted at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, and Lee Daniels’ “Precious” follow-up provided attendees with the chance to watch Nicole Kidman urinate on Zac Efron.
“This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts,” wrote Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.”
The “golden shower” happens in a non-sexual context: Efron’s character gets stung by a jellyfish while in the ocean.
The good news is that having an Academy Award winner pee on Zac Efron is an excellent way to get your movie noticed. The bad news is that Kim Kardashian has labeled him a selfish lover for not reciprocating.
You are aware that women do not pee out of their vaginas?
They don’t?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Female_urination.jpg/450px-Female_urination.jpg
Close enough.
http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/258910/350wm/M1800148-Female_urinary_incontinence-SPL.jpg
If you think that is her vagina I’m sad for you.
Don’t be sad. As long as my cock fits in there somewhere, I tend to not ask questions and just go with it. If I wanted to know how things work down there, I’d just talk to Dr. Poop.
You must be such a giving lover.
w8stofthyme, I am enjoying our conversation. I am a very giving lover. Sex usually lasts for 30 to 45 minuets including foreplay. I learned a long time ago that if you make them cum repeatedly and hard they tend to give it up more. Mr. Nutt loves to fuck. A lot.
http://celebzoom.com/celebs/NicoleKidman/images/Nicole_Kidman-Nude-19.jpg
http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/223056-1/Nicole-kidman-full-nude.jpg
http://www.celebmovie.com/galleries/Nicole_Kidman/Nicole_Kidman-Nude-13.jpg
http://celebzoom.com/celebs/NicoleKidman/images/Nicole_Kidman-Nude-01.jpg
http://www.onlygoodbits.com/pictures5/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman_14012.jpg
Where is Observer today? Can someone check to see if he fell asleep again at his desk?
Mr. Nutt…….@14:55….
…..you are a very understanding guy…..