‘The Avengers’ made 205 million, smashes old record

By brendon May 07, 2012 @ 10:29 AM


Until now, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2’ had the biggest opening weekend ever when it made $169M, and though the numbers won’t be official until later today, ‘The Avengers’ reportedly made $205 million in it’s opening weekend, more than double the old record (or maybe not “double”. I’m not great with numbers.)

It’s now made almost $650 million worldwide, meaning a lot of high-priced call girls are gonna get punched out in celebration by coked-up executives over at Disney this week. Watch out ladies!

(11) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 05/07/2012 10:31

    So, super hero nerds are better than fairy tale nerds? Is that what I am to suppose from this?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/07/2012 10:37

    If a movie ticket costs, on average, $15 then roughly 13.4 million people paid to see this movie last weekend. That is a lot of fucking nerds.

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    mercury 05/07/2012 10:39

    I think I’ll pass.

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    Mr. Poop 05/07/2012 10:48

    I saw it.

    P epper and I had an awkward moment when our hands touched in the popcorn bucket, but other than that, I had a nice time.

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    Szader 05/07/2012 11:21

    I saw it and loved it. As far as summer movies go, this has it all. Definitely the best book adaptation to date (including novels, not just comics).

    I really don’t see any other movie this summer (Batman included) coming close to the pure awesomeness that was The Avengers. I read comics when I was a kid, but that’s a good 15 years ago, now. This movie was just incredible. It definitely had laughs and was overflowing with action.

    I think the best part is that the characters didn’t mush one another. Each of the main characters (there were like 7 or 9?) had equal screen time, and they had their own importance to the plot. It was done really well.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/07/2012 11:27

    I saw it. I enjoyed it. In fact, I enjoyed it much than the wahlberg post.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/07/2012 12:25

    What do you know…..a good director writes a good script, hires good actors, has great effects and treats the audience with a little respect (and manages to keep his political idiocy out of the film) and you get the biggest movie ever!

    Somehow I doubt Hollywood is going to get the message.

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    harleydavidson 05/07/2012 12:44

    this is only the 8000th time that ive heard of this today.

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    Observer 05/07/2012 13:42

    I insist on waiting until summer to watch a summer movie……..

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    LoK 05/07/2012 16:58

    Puny god.

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    vbhgsht 05/17/2012 22:47

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