50 Cent is in the hospital

By brendon June 26, 2012 @ 10:11 AM


50 Cent clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool. Wait, no. I’m thinking of ‘Anchorman’. 50 is in the hospital because his SUV was hit by a truck. But was his SUV bullet-proof? Let’s go to 50′s website and find out.

50 Cent was in a bad accident tonight as his bullet-proof SUV (note: A-HA!) was rear-ended by a Mack truck on the LIE in NYC.
He was put on a stretcher and taken to the nearest Queens hospital where they are currently running test on his neck and back.

Oh so guns are useless but Mack trucks might break his neck? I Think 50 Cents website is trying to kill him.


(20) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 06/26/2012 10:14

    now he’s 25cent! (HAH!)

  2. Mac-Daddy 06/26/2012 10:14

    how long will the comment section be open today?

  3. Honkey Dong 06/26/2012 10:15

    This doesn’t worry me.

  4. SexyRicardSimmons 06/26/2012 10:21

    He’s head up on the ground so it’s good luck to pick up his black ass. Get well negro and good luck.

  5. Dr Poop 06/26/2012 10:25

    They should elevate his feet.

  6. Mr. Bones 06/26/2012 11:00

    did lilo hit him? Or was she driving!

  7. Mr. Bones 06/26/2012 11:02

    A post before 11 est! Amazing!!!

  8. harleydavidson 06/26/2012 11:07

    i was going to bitch about the ad for this magic mike film but then i clicked on the jessica biel and kate upton links instead.

    frustration and anger soothed

  9. Mr. Poop 06/26/2012 11:10


    P3pper and i are going to see that. He is going to pick me up on his bicycle.

  10. zssimpson 06/26/2012 11:37

    I give the truck an “A” for effort.

  11. Observer 06/26/2012 12:02

    So…..was the Truck “Fiddy” Cent’s Mack-Daddy…???

    …or is he just a useless bitch by nature….

  12. Observer 06/26/2012 12:04

    Mr. Poop……..@11:10….

    ….don’t you boys fight over who gets to sit on the seat-pole….

  13. Observer 06/26/2012 12:13

    Why don’t we get updates like this….????


  14. harleydavidson 06/26/2012 12:25

    i did a little reading there obs and apparently johnny depp is further destroying my life while his penis destroys amber heards vagina.

    some guys…

  15. Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 12:41

    Obs, you are a man about town aren’t you!?

  16. Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 12:43

    Do they make Mack truck proof Escalades?

  17. Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 12:45

    Why would a rapper need a bullet proof vehicle?

  18. harleydavidson 06/26/2012 13:00

    why do rappers need gold teeth, endless mountains of weed and more felonies than Jerry Sandusky at summer camp?

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