it’s Angelina Jolie as Maleficent

By brendon June 19, 2012 @ 6:26 PM


Angeline Jolie has just begun filming in the title role of Disney’s ‘Maleficent’ (the evil witch from ‘Sleeping Beauty’), and even though the release date isn’t until March 14, 2014, today we got our first look at her (full size picture here).

I assumed this would be a special effects extravaganza, but they couldn’t even do horns that looked like horns and not dead little feet of a unequal conjoined twin, so I’ll go ahead and lower my expectations.

(70) Comments

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    Mr. Pickles 06/19/2012 18:52

    My poop weighs more than this bitch!


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    dubbya 06/19/2012 19:14

    God damn it, I was trying to click on Marissa Miller. Nobody cares about this shit.

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    Mr. Poop 06/19/2012 19:41

    Hey now!

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    Eyes_Closed 06/19/2012 20:50

    I’d go see a movie that has Angelina’s co-joined twins…..otherwise I’m skipping this one…..

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    j4ck4l 06/19/2012 21:12

    Every time i see or hear anything about Angelina Jolie my only dilemma is; do i or don’t i want to watch hackers again.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 22:06

    I have no thoughts on this whatsoever. Zero, zilch, nada. I think I am done for the day. Yes, yes I am. *Washes hands and walks away*

    GILDORG! Line ‘em up my man, time to say fuck it and get my drink on.

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    Honkey Dong 06/19/2012 22:21

    Angelina sure has some nice cock-sucker lips. That has to count for something.

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    Mr. Poop 06/19/2012 22:25

    Did you ever see her go all lesbo in Gia?

    That was back when they made movies with tits.

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    Smacko 06/19/2012 22:51

    Where are all the white women?

  10. avatar
    P3pp3r 06/20/2012 07:18

    dr Poop… Be a doll and Pass me the KY…
    Gildork, bend over.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/20/2012 07:49

    P3pp3r! Who let you out of your cage?

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    harleydavidson 06/20/2012 08:12

    fuck me in the goat ass! i drank way too much whisky last night.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/20/2012 08:17

    Do you need to shave your tongue?

  14. avatar
    P3pp3r 06/20/2012 08:54

    Anyone see my bathingsuit?
    It’s yelow

  15. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 06/20/2012 09:05

    Ask R okan.

  16. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 06/20/2012 09:20

    The lyrics are inspirational.

  17. avatar
    Mr. Poop 06/20/2012 09:32

    P epper,

    I loaned it to Mikey.

    He said something about needing to shove his pener up a birdnest

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    Smacko 06/20/2012 09:35

    P epper,

    Can you run down to the Korean deli and get me one of those nice egg samwiches I like so much.

    Get some liverwurst on the side while your at it.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/20/2012 09:47

    Egg and liverwurst? I’ll be outside. When that hits I don’t want to be around.

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