Angeline Jolie has just begun filming in the title role of Disney’s ‘Maleficent’ (the evil witch from ‘Sleeping Beauty’), and even though the release date isn’t until March 14, 2014, today we got our first look at her (full size picture here).
I assumed this would be a special effects extravaganza, but they couldn’t even do horns that looked like horns and not dead little feet of a unequal conjoined twin, so I’ll go ahead and lower my expectations.
My poop weighs more than this bitch!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God damn it, I was trying to click on Marissa Miller. Nobody cares about this shit.
Hey now!
I’d go see a movie that has Angelina’s co-joined twins…..otherwise I’m skipping this one…..
Every time i see or hear anything about Angelina Jolie my only dilemma is; do i or don’t i want to watch hackers again.
I have no thoughts on this whatsoever. Zero, zilch, nada. I think I am done for the day. Yes, yes I am. *Washes hands and walks away*
GILDORG! Line ‘em up my man, time to say fuck it and get my drink on.
Angelina sure has some nice cock-sucker lips. That has to count for something.
Did you ever see her go all lesbo in Gia?
That was back when they made movies with tits.
Where are all the white women?
dr Poop… Be a doll and Pass me the KY…
Gildork, bend over.
P3pp3r! Who let you out of your cage?
fuck me in the goat ass! i drank way too much whisky last night.
Do you need to shave your tongue?
Anyone see my bathingsuit?
It’s yelow
Ask R okan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
The lyrics are inspirational.
P epper,
I loaned it to Mikey.
He said something about needing to shove his pener up a birdnest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpHpYXyUQw&feature=related
P epper,
Can you run down to the Korean deli and get me one of those nice egg samwiches I like so much.
Get some liverwurst on the side while your at it.
Egg and liverwurst? I’ll be outside. When that hits I don’t want to be around.