Jean-Claude Van Dammes daughter is kinda hot

By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 1:06 PM

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Jean-Claude Van Damme has been bringing his 21-year-old daughter Bianca Bree along on his press tour to promote ‘the Expendables 2’, which is good for her because she’s an aspiring actress, and good for us because she dresses slutty.

Hopefully he’s already taught her everything he knows about Hollywood, which is that literally any problem can be solved with karate, doing a split on the furniture, and dropping her towel with her naked ass facing the camera.

(image source = inf, getty, wenn, fame/flynet)

wwtdd

(17) Comments

  1. avatar
    Gildorg 06/05/2012 13:14

    I would totally bang his daughter…

    But, then again, I would also totally bang Lindsay too.

    I mean, I am willing to do it in a way that they wouldn’t have to worry about getting pregnant… I mean, for their peace of mind, of course…

  2. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 13:19

    Gildorg…….

    ….based on your commentary lately……it strikes me that you might like fuckin’……

    http://gifperv.tumblr.com/post/15099898545

  3. avatar
    Rok 06/05/2012 13:30

    Observer,

    Does your new pool boy swallow?

  4. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 13:33

    Rok…..

    …you tell me……

  5. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 13:35

    Wow……………Bianca’s mom is a professional bodybuilder………

    …she’s seems twice the height of her dad…..

  6. avatar
    Gildorg 06/05/2012 13:36

    Yes Obs… I may not like it as much as I used too…

    But your gif is an excellent example.

    I mean, when it comes to women these days; I am like that old outfielder getting ready to retire… I mean, if you hit it right to me, I will scoop it up in my glove. I just aint going diving for it anymore…

    Have a good one fellas, I actually better make myself try to accomplish stuff today.

  7. avatar
    Dr Poop 06/05/2012 13:50

    Observer,

    Your wife called and made an appointment for you to get your prostate checked next Thursday.
    No need to where anything special this time. Not that I didn’t appreciate the effort you made to impress me on your last visit.

    Not a lot of guys can pull that off.

  8. avatar
    Rok 06/05/2012 13:51

    Sit
    Sat
    Set

  9. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 13:59

    Dr. Poop……..

    ….thanks for the heads-up…….will I need to shave and perfume my ball-sac for the testicular cancer exam….??

    …also….my wife might need a colonoscopy……..she’s getting prepped right now…….

    http://gifperv.tumblr.com/post/16923826003/open-up-your-mouth-and-feed-it

  10. avatar
    Dr Poop 06/05/2012 14:01

    Lovely,

    Tell her not to eat after midnight

  11. avatar
    harleydavidson 06/05/2012 14:04

    would fuck in ass

    daughter… not JCVD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4

  12. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 14:05

    Dr. Poop…….

    …….do you give group rates on pap smears……??

    http://gifperv.tumblr.com/post/18242968913/bound-by-rope-side-by-side

  13. avatar
    Dr Poop 06/05/2012 14:12

    That’s really unnecessary. I have padded stirrup to cut down on the rope burns.

  14. avatar
    Observer 06/05/2012 14:29

    Dr. Poop…..

    …do you put “positive thinking” posters on your exam room walls……to encourage beneficial health practices….???

    http://gifperv.tumblr.com/post/17938273348/ladies-do-the-right-thing-too-justin-with-a-j

  15. avatar
    sirlongfarts 06/05/2012 18:12

    Gross and creepy Claud.

  16. avatar
    askaskask111 06/06/2012 11:06

    http://44q.k.af

  17. avatar
    Psychogeist 06/11/2012 04:13

    Who’s the chick with Alex Van Halen?

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