John Travolta is totally not gay you guys

By brendon June 26, 2012 @ 4:47 PM

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John Travolta was one of the big stars walking the red carpet for the premiere of ‘Savages’ last night in Hollywood, and despite some crazy rumors lately claiming he likes men, he was all over Kelly Preston. Who is a lady. And she was kissing him too, with all the passion of someone who was forced to do it as part of court-ordered community service. So clearly he’s not gay and they’re happily married.

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(22) Comments

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    Mr. Pickles 06/26/2012 16:50

    Back to normal. Tough guys hating geys and geys impersonating tough guys.

    Wanna touch my pickle?

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Honkey Dong 06/26/2012 16:54

    So you’re saying that Kelly Preston is really a transexual? Crazy!

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    Mac-Daddy 06/26/2012 17:05

    Yes, totally not gay! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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    Mr. Pickles 06/26/2012 17:21

    Kick me in the pee pee!

    http://www.gifbin.com/981536

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    Smacko 06/26/2012 17:22

    poop

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    Mr. Poop 06/26/2012 17:36

    Are you telling me that I missed a Chuck Norris post about Scoutcamp, and Mr Nutt didn’t even post any links of girls in tiny Cub Scout uniforms with apples shoved up their gashes?

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    Mr. Pickles 06/26/2012 17:45

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBK0Dz6hRAk

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    Mr. Pickles 06/26/2012 17:45

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    LoK 06/26/2012 17:46

    The award for most awkward kiss goes to…

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    Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 17:53

    Sorry Poop. I had to pick up my kids from pure evil. They call her mom. I will look long and hard into my soul and reassess my priorities. This outrage will never happen again I assure you.

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    Observer 06/26/2012 17:55

    Kiss him yes……

    …..but is it her lipstick on his cock……or some massage therapist (not a massseuse)’….?

    ….answer: a trick question…..it’s Tom’s…..

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    Observer 06/26/2012 17:56

    I’ve never believed that Travolta is gay…….

    ….I mean look at his wife’s hairy bush and all….

    http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kelly-preston-full-frontal-nude-topless-and-hairy-pubes2.jpg

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    Observer 06/26/2012 17:59

    I have been informed (by many posters) that anal intercourse is preferred by gay men……

    …true??

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/scarlett_johansson_anal.jpg

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    Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 18:01

    ObserversDickisaFatwa? Nice.

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    Mr. Pickles 06/26/2012 18:47

    http://zipmeme.com/meme/80445/

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    NautiusMaximus08 06/26/2012 18:48

    What is with Travolta’s hair?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/26/2012 21:57

    He is bald. He uses a template and a can of spray paint.

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    zbambo 06/27/2012 08:03

    He wants to suck Kelly’s dick so bad!
    Oh wait, I’ve said too much…

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