heres the first POS suing over the Dark Knight Rises shooting

By brendon July 24, 2012 @ 11:31 AM

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71 people were shot when James Holmes opened fire during the midnight premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ on Friday, but Torrence Brown, Jr. wasn’t one of them. He was there (he works in the movie theater and a friend of his was killed) but he wasn’t injured in any way.

Nonetheless he’s the first to hire an attorney and announce a sweeping lawsuit because money. First he’ll sue the movie theater, because he thinks emergency exit doors should have magic charms on them like in ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ so only the penitent man shall pass.

Then he’ll sue:

Holmes’ doctors.  (Browns attorney) says it appears Holmes was on several medications — prescribed by one or more doctors –  at the time of the shooting and he believes the docs did not properly monitor Holmes.

Was James Holmes on some sort of “medication”? Perhaps! Did the doctors monitor him correctly? I have no idea, but let’s sue them anyway and look into that later. I don’t have all day, ya know.

(Brown will also sue) Warner Bros. (claiming) “Dark Knight Rises” was particularly violent and Holmes mimicked some of the action. 

Keep in mind that Holmes hadn’t even seen ‘Dark Knight Rises’. He was at the premiere. But according to the attorney, he watched 20 minutes of it, went home, dyed his hair like a character from a different movie, built a time machine to go buy 4 guns and wire his apartment with explosives, then came back to our time and shot up the theater. He invented time travel, we can’t arrest him now, he’s the future of humanity.

wwtdd

(24) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/24/2012 11:51

    Fuck this fucking fucker!

  2. avatar
    LoK 07/24/2012 11:57

    Of course a black guy is trying to get money for doing nothing

  3. avatar
    The Black 07/24/2012 11:59

    There your laws, deal with them.

    Too bad he can’t sue the gun makers too.

  4. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/24/2012 12:09

    I am driving to Aurora and shooting this mother fucker myself.

  5. avatar
    sfuller345 07/24/2012 12:13

    Here is his fb profile.

    https://www.facebook.com/torrence.brownsmith.9

  6. avatar
    harleydavidson 07/24/2012 12:13

    whats the matter asshole? welfare, a government subsidised cell phone, and unemployment arent enough?

    fuck this fucking leech

  7. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/24/2012 12:25

    He should sue Obama for allowing the shooting to happen!

  8. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 07/24/2012 12:43

    He should sue the ancestors of the people that owned the slave ships that brought his family’s black asses over here.

  9. avatar
    Rok 07/24/2012 12:51

    I just made a tinkle

  10. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/24/2012 12:53

    He should sue his parents from raising such a dumb fuck kid. I am going to sue them too. I know a guy, who knows a guy who got shot.

    I didn’t think there were any black people in CO. By looking at his FB profile, there are only black people in CO.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  11. avatar
    Papa 07/24/2012 13:19

    Go ahead and sue. Keep the stupidity of America ever moving on.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man
    http://www.hemingwaysfoyer.com

  12. avatar
    iSlomoshun 07/24/2012 13:40

    Typical negro. Always looking for an easy way to get cash he doesn’t deserve in any way.

  13. avatar
    sinaplenty 07/24/2012 13:56

    Clearly a douche of nearly unprecedented proportions, but fucking hell the comments here suggest that the only thing worse than a mental patient with a gun is an unemployed black guy.

  14. avatar
    Tipped 07/24/2012 14:01

    I hate people like this. I wish he would have been shot…dead. FUCK HIM

  15. avatar
    2serious 07/24/2012 14:50

    He is just your typical douchebag OWS type liberal who wants free shit just for existing.

    Relax with the racial shit though, he is more white than black

  16. avatar
    Dice Man 07/24/2012 14:53

    Hey now, a brutha has to get paid…..

  17. avatar
    dmaynard1 07/24/2012 15:03

    “Of course a black guy is trying to get money for doing nothing” right because white people never never put forward frivolous lawsuits.

  18. avatar
    dmaynard1 07/24/2012 15:04

    “He is just your typical douchebag OWS type liberal who wants free shit just for existing.” please kindly show where he is a typical OWS liberal who wants “free shit” for existing? Also, I fail to recall how the OWS movement, which addresses the influence of corporate money in politics is somehow about “free shit for existing”.

  19. avatar
    dmaynard1 07/24/2012 15:05

    “Typical negro. Always looking for an easy way to get cash he doesn’t deserve in any way.” Typical racist prick relying on stereotypes to put forward an ignorant opinion. ;)

  20. avatar
    dmaynard1 07/24/2012 15:07

    “whats the matter asshole? welfare, a government subsidised cell phone, and unemployment arent enough?” wow, quick to judge eh? Let’s see…he works (employed at Chic-Fi-La), attends college (University of CO, presumably on loans or grants). I’m failing to see how that equates to “welfare, a subsidized cell phone, and unemployment”?

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