The first trailer for ‘Man of Steel’ is playing in front of ‘the Dark Knight Rises’, and though it’s not online officially yet, bootleg copies are all over the place. And they all suck. This trailer is nothing like the footage shown at Comic-Con last week. It’s a very handsome version of ‘Deadliest Catch’, then 5 seconds of Superman flying. Ohh, thank you sooo much Warner Brothers for this amazing footage. What a treat this was. Superman fishing is what they had in mind when they invented 3D.
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