the ‘Man of Steel’ teaser is complete bullshit

By brendon July 20, 2012 @ 12:42 PM







The first trailer for ‘Man of Steel’ is playing in front of ‘the Dark Knight Rises’, and though it’s not online officially yet, bootleg copies are all over the place. And they all suck. This trailer is nothing like the footage shown at Comic-Con last week. It’s a very handsome version of ‘Deadliest Catch’, then 5 seconds of Superman flying. Ohh, thank you sooo much Warner Brothers for this amazing footage. What a treat this was. Superman fishing is what they had in mind when they invented 3D.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

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    MacFRY 07/20/2012 15:21

    Seriously, that is complete and utter bullshit. I get that it’s a “teaser” but jesus, come on, this is only the most popular superhero of ALL TIME here, folks. You don’t have to try so hard to make it all artsy and gritty and realistic. Just give the people what they want to see…and they don’t want to see fuckin clark kent being a fisherman and then moping around. 5 seconds of flying is not a teaser, it’s a cocktease. Sheesh. This movie is looking dumber and dumber…

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    Bruchs 07/20/2012 19:19

    I’m amazed how little background noise that video had. Obviously wasn’t from a theater around here or you would have heard a lot of douchebags talking the whole time.

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    tonystags 07/20/2012 20:47

    I disagree. Like BIll says in KB2, Superman’s alter ego is Clark Kent. Clark Kent is how Superman views us as a human race. I think this movie will help to explain how Sperman came to form his alter ego. In the teaser, you see him trying to hitchhike, which, in a perfect world, would be safe and convenient for everyone. a fellow man helping out another man. i’m excited for a new take on Clark that isn’t the bumbling cookie-cutter nerd we’re expecting to see.
    As for the lack of action- if this first movie is anything like Batman Begins (which had by far the least amount of action in the trilogy), this could be the start of an EPIC trilogy.
    If i had my way, it would be the DEATH of Superman (with Doomsday) for part 2, followed by “REIGN of the Superman” with the 4 Supermen claiming to be the re-born Kryptonian and battling towards the epic showdown with HANK HENSHAW, the ultimate Supervillian. Is that asking too much?

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    Pottz 07/24/2012 10:10

    Tony…drop everything right now……and go get some azz cause you’re nerdness is disgusting dude. you need boobs in your face, stat!

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