Ashley Greene is better than other girls

By brendon August 07, 2012 @ 9:06 AM


The photo agency says that Ashley Greene went to a yoga class and then shopping at a stationery store in LA yesterday. Well no duh. If it wasn’t stationery how would she even find it, much less get in the door. Not to mention, if it was moving, all their stuff would fall down. Whatever dumbass wrote that should be banned from the internet.

(image source = inf, fame/flynet)

(10) Comments

  1. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 08/07/2012 09:29

    I would gladly lose a wrestling match with this trollop.

  2. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/07/2012 10:05

    I’m going to need those yoga pants

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    Mac-Daddy 08/07/2012 10:09

    HAH!!! I get it!!! Stationary, as in it’s not moving, not because of the cards!!! HAH!

    -truely golden comedy this morning!

    as for the chick….’ehhh, I’d do her, but she’s nothing special!

    Not nearly as hot as the Kate Upton & Selma Hayek dream I had last night

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/07/2012 11:17

    ooohhh I see now…,
    I was wondering why I couldn’t ride that stationery bike

  5. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/07/2012 11:18

    I kept getting paper cuts on my ass…

  6. avatar
    iSlomoshun 08/07/2012 11:27

    What a stupid write up.

  7. avatar
    Honkey Dong 08/07/2012 12:46

    I don’t get it.

  8. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/07/2012 12:53

    I think she needs to see my penis.

  9. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/07/2012 12:57

    ANYWAY: here is the real pic of her naked, which has seen my penis a LOT.

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    aquanetta jones 08/07/2012 18:45

    Some chick is buying cards. Oh, fuck me, I thought just once this goddamned sonofabitch was going to say something interesting.

    Suck the dick of one thousand sweaty african tribesmen after they get done doing their ebola anus dance


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