The photo agency says that Ashley Greene went to a yoga class and then shopping at a stationery store in LA yesterday. Well no duh. If it wasn’t stationery how would she even find it, much less get in the door. Not to mention, if it was moving, all their stuff would fall down. Whatever dumbass wrote that should be banned from the internet.
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I would gladly lose a wrestling match with this trollop.
I’m going to need those yoga pants
HAH!!! I get it!!! Stationary, as in it’s not moving, not because of the cards!!! HAH!
-truely golden comedy this morning!
as for the chick….’ehhh, I’d do her, but she’s nothing special!
Not nearly as hot as the Kate Upton & Selma Hayek dream I had last night
ooohhh I see now…,
I was wondering why I couldn’t ride that stationery bike
I kept getting paper cuts on my ass…
What a stupid write up.
I don’t get it.
I think she needs to see my penis.
ANYWAY: here is the real pic of her naked, which has seen my penis a LOT.
http://tinypic.com/r/2eaugya/6
Some chick is buying cards. Oh, fuck me, I thought just once this goddamned sonofabitch was going to say something interesting.
Suck the dick of one thousand sweaty african tribesmen after they get done doing their ebola anus dance
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