can I get you a jacket ma’am

By brendon August 03, 2012 @ 1:17 PM


Were they trying to make Jennifer Aniston look sexy today on the set of ‘We are the Millers’, or was I supposed to shriek and cover my eyes like a vampire that was pushed into sunlight? Because if it was that second one, mission accomplished.

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(19) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 08/03/2012 13:20

    I would fuck her till she was braindead! (May not take long, but who cares)

    Plus…who doesn’t love those nipples of hers!?

  2. harleydavidson 08/03/2012 13:21

    holy fuck does she look old there! ill bet her clam wreaks of asparagus and oatmeal

  3. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/03/2012 13:31

    Harley, that clam does not smell like victory. What kind of oatmeal? Is Maypo oatmeal?

  4. Doo Doo Fresh 08/03/2012 13:31

    She looks like she should be dragging two screaming kids around Safeway.

    Anyways, with that out of the way, I’d still pound her like a heavy bag.

    1) Jen Aniston
    2) Courtney Cox
    3) Lisa Kudrow

  5. SexyRicardSimmons 08/03/2012 13:32

    My friends kid makes this face when he’s taking a shit in his diaper. I wonder if that’s what’s happening here? Either way, I’d still do her.

  6. SaintMidian 08/03/2012 13:52

    Like two bags filled with … sand.

  7. doofus membrane 08/03/2012 14:01

    I would pinch those like a lobster using a claw.

  8. Mr. Poop 08/03/2012 14:02

    I made that same face this morning when I shit out last night’s beef stroganof

  9. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/03/2012 14:04

    It looks like P epper could fit his dick in some of these celebrity pores.

  10. Doo Doo Fresh 08/03/2012 14:12

    @ Mr. Poop

    Beef stroganoff, eh? I haven’t had that since around 1988 when I was invited to eat dinner at my friend’s house. I think they were on welfare. I guess I’d never thought about that til now. Funny how that works.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 08/03/2012 14:15

    Whoa, Whoa there skippy…
    Aren’t these pictures a little risqué for this site?
    It’s a slippery slope my friend,
    What’s next… bare midriffs?

  12. Mr. Poop 08/03/2012 14:26

    That Hamburger Helper shit is not bad. My mom made the stuff i just shit out.

    Swear to god it smelled even better the second time.

    Made me so hungry I just had lunch from the leftovers.

    Its the circle of life, my friends.

  13. Papa 08/03/2012 14:49

    She looks like a woman her age not her normal self. Or is her face “acting” old?

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  14. aquanetta jones 08/03/2012 15:39


  15. aquanetta jones 08/03/2012 15:40

    wtf, won’t let me post. I typed up some zingers too

  16. aquanetta jones 08/03/2012 15:43

    This reaction by Jennifer Aniston is typical of when I ask women for sex.

    Usually it is promptly followed by a mace spray blast, but I don’t mind, I think the sex is more special when both of us are crying at the same time.

  17. Observer 08/03/2012 16:44

    I often find myself stroganoff…….

    ….just not to WWTDD pictures anymore…..

  18. Admiral 08/03/2012 21:44

    Jennifer Aniston is going to be the next Betty White, 40 years from now. I just know it.

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