Rosie O’Donnell, who is so fat that these pictures with her new wife look like forced-perspective shots set up to make her look enormous even though they’re actually standing side by side, got secretly married back in June! Congratulations!
Not only that, but her wife, Michelle Rounds, is way more attractive than I assumed she would be. They were originally supposed to get married in August, but O’Donnell had a heart attack and Rounds has desmoid tumors. Also O’Donnell had already eaten most of the wedding cake.
(source = la times. image source = fame/flynet)