Jaden Smith is a rapper now too

By brendon September 26, 2012 @ 7:51 PM

Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his record deal?

Oh never mind, here it is.

And I assume it’s gonna be a big hit. He’s a 14-year-old who’s entire life has been endless luxury and privilege, and he spends the entire song bragging about how wonderful and rich he is. How could anyone not enjoy a song like that.

(13) Comments

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    mercury 09/26/2012 21:51

    He didn’t choose the thug life!

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    black_harry 09/26/2012 22:58

    Gonna be hard connecting to the hooligans listening to his music when he’s using correct English with proper enunciation.

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    Burbank 09/26/2012 23:44

    Gonna be sad when we wraps that Testarossa he gets for his 18th around a telephone pole.

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    Suicide_Blonde 09/27/2012 05:40

    This is the WORST thing I have ever heard. I have a half retarded parrot that can “rap” better than this.

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/27/2012 09:10

    We are Armed and dangerous, There aren’t too many that can compete with us
    Straight up Cannabis, no phencyclidine – You may label us, Notorious!
    Thug-ass Negroes that love to bust,
    It is strange to us…..

    Sending greeting to your Mother.

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    LoK 09/27/2012 10:27

    1% pos

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    amateurbeard 09/27/2012 11:05

    I wish Mitt Romney would hold him down and shave that fucking mustache off.

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    Sixofour 09/27/2012 12:16

    Is this like, some kind of rhyming game? They be trippin when I’m drippin and hittin and flippin and sippin and tippin with my bitchin ‘stache

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    SyntheticFriday 09/27/2012 12:27

    “I’m the leader of the leaders on the leader board” … genius… he rhymed leader with leader, with leaders.

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    sighs 09/27/2012 15:00

    some white girl will be lucky enuff. dont u knowe hes white on the inside

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    lojack 09/27/2012 15:55

    I vomited all over the cock I was sucking when I watched this.

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    Mike Hunt 09/27/2012 18:08

    Like father, like son… i’m sure he’ll be sucking scientology cock in no time

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    long john 09/27/2012 21:48

    He should have been wearing his Lederhosen.

    See what I did there?

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