Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her too long, than you and Ryan Reynolds agree, because he secretly married Blake Lively this weekend in South Carolina, after dating her for just 11 months.
Hopefully this marriage sticks because he’s maybe two divorces from going to a chruch in a tux and picking up girls as the walk down the aisle to marry someone else. And he’s rich and handsome and charming and does crunches like 50 fucking hours a day. If you have a hot girlfriend, he’s like seeing a big shark while your boat is sinking; you just hope he goes after someone else.