Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

By brendon September 18, 2012 @ 7:52 PM

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Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won’t be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won’t, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show.

(source = celebuzz)

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(10) Comments

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    Tipped 09/18/2012 21:02

    why is it the fatter she gets the more makeup she wears? I saw a clip of the voice with her and holy fuck she looks like a shiny clown prostitute!

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/18/2012 22:50

    Two Texas cattlemen tried to rope and brand her…

    True story

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    RangerLG 09/19/2012 08:27

    I still think she’d be a better lay then Kristen Stewart.

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    MacDaddy 09/19/2012 09:52

    a corpse is a eter lay than Kristen Stewart!!

    I’m all for Shakira! In fact, I might watch it now

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    MacDaddy 09/19/2012 09:53

    Better **

    Fuck this site and it’s letter stealing!

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    dubbya 09/19/2012 11:10

    Fourth season? This gawd awful show is getting a FOURTH season?

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    RangerLG 09/19/2012 11:52

    How soon before the LiLo arrest gets posted?

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    vandywisky 09/19/2012 12:06

    We should demand that the producers replace Christina Aguilera by weight. So, Shakira (110 lbs) accounts for 20% of Christina’s weight (550 lbs). This leaves 440 lbs to be accounted for. So, pull up 4 more chairs for your new judges: Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Erin Heatherton, and Miranda Kerr! Now, that’s a motherfucking show.

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    Jaman 09/19/2012 16:50

    just nitpicking here, but would it have been too much to ask to put up a pic of Shakira instead of Shamu?

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    pinky285 09/19/2012 23:08

    that is a HUGE ASS, god damn, get on jenny craig or something you fat bitch

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