Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won’t be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won’t, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show.
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why is it the fatter she gets the more makeup she wears? I saw a clip of the voice with her and holy fuck she looks like a shiny clown prostitute!
Two Texas cattlemen tried to rope and brand her…
True story
I still think she’d be a better lay then Kristen Stewart.
a corpse is a eter lay than Kristen Stewart!!
I’m all for Shakira! In fact, I might watch it now
Better **
Fuck this site and it’s letter stealing!
Fourth season? This gawd awful show is getting a FOURTH season?
How soon before the LiLo arrest gets posted?
We should demand that the producers replace Christina Aguilera by weight. So, Shakira (110 lbs) accounts for 20% of Christina’s weight (550 lbs). This leaves 440 lbs to be accounted for. So, pull up 4 more chairs for your new judges: Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, Erin Heatherton, and Miranda Kerr! Now, that’s a motherfucking show.
just nitpicking here, but would it have been too much to ask to put up a pic of Shakira instead of Shamu?
that is a HUGE ASS, god damn, get on jenny craig or something you fat bitch