this is supposed to be Nicole Kidman

By brendon September 04, 2012 @ 2:24 PM


Nicole Kidman looked like she should be sitting on a ventriloquists knee 5 days ago at the US Open, but according to V magazine she’s actually an immortal 19-year-old with a rock hard ass and no pores. “Hello 9-1-1? I ran at Nicole Kidman with a wooden stake but she turned into a bat and flew away, and now I don’t know where she went. Yeah I’m pretty freaked out.”

(8) Comments

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    Burbank 09/04/2012 14:46

    Sweet Jesus, someone made a Real Doll of that pretentious skank?
    Eh, I’d fuck it.

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    MacDaddy 09/04/2012 15:36

    wow, she must Pray to Photoshop!

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/04/2012 15:44

    I bet her clam smells like Ben-Gay and Scientology.

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    B A Baracus 09/04/2012 17:58

    A little photoshop and a push-up bra can even make Paleomiz doable…

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    aquanetta jones 09/04/2012 21:35

    I would do the wooden doll. I may get splinters, but not chlamydia, or Scientology voodoo dong.

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    LoK 09/04/2012 22:16


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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 09/04/2012 23:12

    yabba dabba dooo!

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    jacksopinion 09/05/2012 02:54

    Tyler would probably destroy this site. It represents nothing to do with his philosophy, or actions, and it serves no purpose..

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