Nicole Kidman looked like she should be sitting on a ventriloquists knee 5 days ago at the US Open, but according to V magazine she’s actually an immortal 19-year-old with a rock hard ass and no pores. “Hello 9-1-1? I ran at Nicole Kidman with a wooden stake but she turned into a bat and flew away, and now I don’t know where she went. Yeah I’m pretty freaked out.”
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Sweet Jesus, someone made a Real Doll of that pretentious skank?
Eh, I’d fuck it.
wow, she must Pray to Photoshop!
I bet her clam smells like Ben-Gay and Scientology.
A little photoshop and a push-up bra can even make Paleomiz doable…
I would do the wooden doll. I may get splinters, but not chlamydia, or Scientology voodoo dong.
Would
yabba dabba dooo!
Tyler would probably destroy this site. It represents nothing to do with his philosophy, or actions, and it serves no purpose..