Christina Aguilera was in Beverly Hills today to help read the nominations for the 40th American Music Awards. I’m not sure what they are though. I don’t think anyone wrote them down because all the reportes there just sat there like this.
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wow…
Spanx is changing it’s name to Surrenderz
Didn’t Jerry Lewis blow up like this right before he croaked?
Prove her and Snooki aren’t the same person!!
Ok, I saw bits and pieces of “Burlesque” on cable last night and Xtina was HOT!! The info. says it was made in 2010 but can anyone confirm this? Cuz THESE pics sure as hell don’t!!
It’s Barney!
This is more fun than a barrel of Obamas!
The problem I have is not that she is fat. Clearly, she is a fat, disgusting chunk of used up lard. The problem I have is that she struts her fat ass around like she is still good looking. Remember the Britney vs. Christina rivalry? Well, Christina wins because she fucking ate Britney.
When did this site become an extension of reddit? r/circlejerk
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you won’t eat as if you are feeding three
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A big fat beer gut and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try jogging or just walking?
For X-tina I will no longer be stalking.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
Whatever. I’d let her touch it.
puffy bitch
She’s just trying to become the next Aretha Franklin. Probably should have just stuck with the voice, but everybody’s got to have a goal.
That’s 10lbs of sugar in a 5lb bag. I bet her vagina is all messy like a wet burrito at this point. I hope she uses baby powder or she’ll chafe.
Genie in a Blimp
Mmmmm….scrumptious…delectible. It would be like getting tender with a big puffy cloud.
If I could spell delectable, it might even be tastier.
Ricard Simmons, if she uses baby powder then how will she be able to tell it apart from the yeast?
Is this Perry Farrell from the “been caught stealing” video? A turkey shoved up the dress?
Normally I’d say how much I hate how society and the media tries to make us accept fat people for who they are, which in turn empowers them (see last weeks episode of south park), but I’ve reached the point towards people in general that I say, the quicker they die off from ailments they could’ve prevented, the better.
Keep pushing the idea that “big is beautiful’ down our throats while continuing to push more food down yours. Biology does not agree, and someday you’ll all find out why.