Christina Aguilera really knows how to dress

By brendon October 09, 2012 @ 7:43 PM

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Christina Aguilera was in Beverly Hills today to help read the nominations for the 40th American Music Awards. I’m not sure what they are though. I don’t think anyone wrote them down because all the reportes there just sat there like this.

(image source = getty)

wwtdd

(20) Comments

  1. iSlomoshun 10/09/2012 19:48

    wow…

  2. Conal 10/09/2012 19:59

    Spanx is changing it’s name to Surrenderz

  3. Raymond K. Hessel 10/09/2012 20:07

    Didn’t Jerry Lewis blow up like this right before he croaked?

  4. Balsley 10/09/2012 20:27

    Prove her and Snooki aren’t the same person!!

  5. Tylerdurden389 10/09/2012 21:31

    Ok, I saw bits and pieces of “Burlesque” on cable last night and Xtina was HOT!! The info. says it was made in 2010 but can anyone confirm this? Cuz THESE pics sure as hell don’t!!

  6. Stagger Lee 10/09/2012 21:56

    It’s Barney!

  7. Honkey Dong 10/09/2012 22:35

    This is more fun than a barrel of Obamas!

  8. vandywisky 10/10/2012 00:08

    The problem I have is not that she is fat. Clearly, she is a fat, disgusting chunk of used up lard. The problem I have is that she struts her fat ass around like she is still good looking. Remember the Britney vs. Christina rivalry? Well, Christina wins because she fucking ate Britney.

  9. not_so_new 10/10/2012 09:33

    When did this site become an extension of reddit? r/circlejerk

  10. aquanetta jones 10/10/2012 09:38

    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I’ve got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you won’t eat as if you are feeding three

    What do you get from a glut of TV?
    A big fat beer gut and an IQ of three
    Why don’t you try jogging or just walking?
    For X-tina I will no longer be stalking.

    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

  11. Stoned Raider 10/10/2012 10:09

    Whatever. I’d let her touch it.

  12. LoK 10/10/2012 10:24

    puffy bitch

  13. The Mildly Tanned Knight 10/10/2012 11:20

    She’s just trying to become the next Aretha Franklin. Probably should have just stuck with the voice, but everybody’s got to have a goal.

  14. SexyRicardSimmons 10/10/2012 13:02

    That’s 10lbs of sugar in a 5lb bag. I bet her vagina is all messy like a wet burrito at this point. I hope she uses baby powder or she’ll chafe.

  15. LoK 10/10/2012 14:15

    Genie in a Blimp

  16. redjellydonut 10/10/2012 14:21

    Mmmmm….scrumptious…delectible. It would be like getting tender with a big puffy cloud.

  17. redjellydonut 10/10/2012 14:22

    If I could spell delectable, it might even be tastier.

  18. Thissiteiswack 10/10/2012 21:27

    Ricard Simmons, if she uses baby powder then how will she be able to tell it apart from the yeast?

  19. Thissiteiswack 10/10/2012 21:28

    Is this Perry Farrell from the “been caught stealing” video? A turkey shoved up the dress?

  20. Tylerdurden389 10/11/2012 22:36

    Normally I’d say how much I hate how society and the media tries to make us accept fat people for who they are, which in turn empowers them (see last weeks episode of south park), but I’ve reached the point towards people in general that I say, the quicker they die off from ailments they could’ve prevented, the better.

    Keep pushing the idea that “big is beautiful’ down our throats while continuing to push more food down yours. Biology does not agree, and someday you’ll all find out why.

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