Emma Stone left an apartment this morning with some guy who is not her boyfriend Andrew Garfield, but Garfield probably has nothing to worry about. Mostly because this other guys casual fabulousness leads me to assume he’s gay, but also because Emma is wearing nerdy glasses and a bow tie. That’s not what a girl wears when she’s out to get laid. Unless she’s trying to fuck Bill Nye.
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She looks fantastic.
And Bill Nye seems like the kind of guy who secretly has a horsecock.
Jesus, that dude probably bleeds rainbows.
I don’t find her attractive at all. She’s like a poor mans Kirsten Dunst.
Is she 18?
Oh what the he’ll, I’m not stuck up.
I’ll bang her with my pener in the ass.
Why?
Because I like fucking
Straight guys would fuck the hell out of her looking like this. If you don’t think she looks hot, it just means you’re gay.
It’s just a phase. She’ll play a prostitute in a movie one day, then she’ll get slutty. She’s an actress – it’s her job to drastically alter her personality from day to day.
Or, maybe they get slutty, THEN play a prostitute. Either way, don’t trust ‘em.
Why don’t you count her appearance in Easy A as slutty?
Why is no one trying to figure out what the fuck she’s carrying in that bag? Looks like someone is trying to claw their way outta there.
Emma stone is an awesome nerd. I love this chick!
I am usually really in to emma but this hipster bullshit has to go.