Emma Stone is a nerd

By brendon October 10, 2012 @ 7:23 PM


Emma Stone left an apartment this morning with some guy who is not her boyfriend Andrew Garfield, but Garfield probably has nothing to worry about. Mostly because this other guys casual fabulousness leads me to assume he’s gay, but also because Emma is wearing nerdy glasses and a bow tie. That’s not what a girl wears when she’s out to get laid. Unless she’s trying to fuck Bill Nye.

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(11) Comments

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    Martin 10/10/2012 20:40

    She looks fantastic.

    And Bill Nye seems like the kind of guy who secretly has a horsecock.

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    Blaine 10/10/2012 20:55

    Jesus, that dude probably bleeds rainbows.

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    Thissiteiswack 10/10/2012 21:14

    I don’t find her attractive at all. She’s like a poor mans Kirsten Dunst.

  4. avatar
    Pener 10/10/2012 22:04

    Is she 18?
    Oh what the he’ll, I’m not stuck up.
    I’ll bang her with my pener in the ass.
    Because I like fucking

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    Pugiron 10/10/2012 23:05

    Straight guys would fuck the hell out of her looking like this. If you don’t think she looks hot, it just means you’re gay.

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    Admiral 10/11/2012 02:11

    It’s just a phase. She’ll play a prostitute in a movie one day, then she’ll get slutty. She’s an actress – it’s her job to drastically alter her personality from day to day.

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    Admiral 10/11/2012 02:14

    Or, maybe they get slutty, THEN play a prostitute. Either way, don’t trust ‘em.

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    Martin 10/11/2012 02:30

    Why don’t you count her appearance in Easy A as slutty?

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    Bigdaddyhammer 10/11/2012 09:30

    Why is no one trying to figure out what the fuck she’s carrying in that bag? Looks like someone is trying to claw their way outta there.

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    handler 10/11/2012 12:23

    Emma stone is an awesome nerd. I love this chick!

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    Tipped 10/11/2012 12:28

    I am usually really in to emma but this hipster bullshit has to go.

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