Jessica Simpsons dad is gay (allegedly)

By brendon October 24, 2012 @ 2:13 PM


After 34 years of marriage, many people were surprised when Joe and Tina Simpson, the parents of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson’s sister, filed for divorce last month, but you know who I bet wasn’t surprised? Joe’s teenage boyfriend.

…not only has a family source told the Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, (but) the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-some­thing boy toy!
“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.”

And yeah I know his “boy toy” is 20 and not a teenager but “teenage” sounded so much better. And who cares, this whole story is ridiculous anyway. I know a straight guy when I see one, and a youth pastor who wears bronzer and goes to hair salons is obviously into chicks.

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 10/24/2012 15:05

    only one good post on the front page and its a movie trailer…what a bunch of suck this stuff is

  2. avatar
    Tipped 10/24/2012 17:23

    Someones not getting into heaven

  3. avatar
    aGirl 10/24/2012 17:27

    I wonder if this will help his fat ass daughter lose weight? Let’s hope!

  4. avatar
    vandywisky 10/25/2012 14:15

    A pastor or priest having gay ass sex with a boy 20-40 years younger than him? In other shocking news, the Sun rose today.

  5. avatar
    Jackazz 10/27/2012 15:18

    After living with Jessica all those years…no wonder he likes guys. Its only a matter of time before he kills himself.

  6. avatar
    Stoned Raider 10/29/2012 09:02

    He may be gay, but his daughter’s tits sure aren’t!

  7. avatar
    Mando 10/29/2012 18:50

    He is a poll smoker. Who cares.

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