I got pretty excited when I heard that Madonna fell during her concert in Dallas, because I was picturing an Owen Hart type fall where she would literally die. And while it was fun to see her flail around like a fish someone dropped on a dock, her fall was more spazzy than fatal.
I still got my hopes up for a second because she's an old lady and maybe she'd break some important bones but she didn't. Stupid calcium. I'll get you for this!