Scarlett Johansson is single

By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 6:02 PM


It’s been 2 years since she separated from Ryan Reynolds, who has already gotten married again (to Blake Lively), but Scarlett Johansson is single after breaking up with Nate Naylor, her boyfriend for the past year, whose name makes him sound like a motivational speaker. People says…

“She broke up with him last week. He’s pretty upset but the writing was on the wall. A lot of people were surprised it lasted this long.”

I know I am, because I’ve never heard of this guy. But if the writing was on the wall he should be upset. Get back here and clean my wall, you bitch!

(image source = fame/flynet)


(10) Comments

  1. handler 10/15/2012 18:08

    I wish she were standing in the rain wearing that dress.

  2. dezigns 10/15/2012 18:40

    Nate Nailer – Good name for porn

  3. aquanetta jones 10/15/2012 18:45

    She has a running perscription for Valtrex

  4. LoK 10/15/2012 19:32

    It’s wrong he dumped her because she’s an uberliberal cunt

  5. amlodipine 10/15/2012 20:38

    Is it just me or does she look like her looks are starting to fade a bit. Tom leykis has said that a girl after thirty has past her expiration date.

  6. Vacca 10/15/2012 20:51

    A few years ago she said: “I’m not a whore! I get tested for AIDS every six months.”.

  7. The Mildly Tanned Knight 10/16/2012 12:17

    Yes, you too can have sixty year-old Sean Penn’s leftovers. That is if she’s not on one of her eating binges where she looks more like Christina Aguilera than Natasha Romanoff.

  8. LoK 10/16/2012 14:37

    I still think they could have made a better casting choice for Black Widow

  9. LoK 10/16/2012 14:40

    and they should have gone with the Ultimate version of Black Widow where shes evil….and on that note they should do the next version of FF to be like the Ultimate version where Richards is a bad guy

  10. mercury 10/17/2012 03:05

    Any time!
    P.S. Tom Leykis is a blithering idiot!

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