The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it's because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic.
But here he is in New Orleans filming 'The Dallas Buyers Club', and that mustache really makes him look like a paranoid scumbag. Like like he'd tell you Jews have a dewclaw that can poison you, just like a platypus.
(image source = pacific coast)