Scarlett Johansson has a new tat

By brendon November 07, 2012 @ 4:53 PM


I bet most guys are a little nervous when they bang Scarlett Johansson for the first time, so this new tat that she got in Paris yesterday is kinda nice. It’s very encouraging. She should have another one real low on her stomach that someone could read during oral that says, “atta boy! doin’ great!”, and then an arrow on her inner thigh pointing up that says, “cock goes here”. I can’t even get a pillow in a pillowcase half the time, so some compliments and reminders during sex with Scarlett Johansson would be a real shot in the arm.

(8) Comments

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    Ghengis 11/07/2012 17:10

    That is some of the worst artwork I have ever seen. Looks like that guy did it blindfolded. Maybe he was too distracted by her tits.

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    Ass Mint 11/07/2012 17:56

    she’s got that “I just got fucked” look on her face

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    Conal 11/07/2012 20:54

    Boy that’s one she won’t regret. /sarcasm

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    mattyj2001 11/08/2012 04:00

    They should have clarified that she got it at the Lamar County Jail in Paris, Texas. And you thought that dude was French?

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    Admiral 11/08/2012 07:20

    What a shitty tattoo, in message and artistically. It’s not even some insightful inscription devoted to it’s wearer – it’s a direct message to someone else. A non-personal tattoo. It may as well be directions to her favorite pub, or a reminder to pick up milk on your way home from work.

    Unless it’s a brand name. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Lucky You” jeans paid her a lot of money to get it.

    Wait, now that I think of it, maybe it’s the name of her childhood horse. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

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    Canadian 11/08/2012 10:59

    smh….well that’s crap

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    JBizzle 11/08/2012 11:28

    She should’ve put “THIS END UP” with and arrow pointing downwards,on her belly.

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