Star Trek and Superman have new posters

By brendon December 03, 2012 @ 6:45 PM


We still haven’t had a real trailer yet for ‘Man of Steel’ or ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’, but today we do have the hundredth best thing; movie posters.

One shows the most malleable Superman yet, in tights that somehow still show his abs, allowing himself to be led away in handcuffs by 4 cops who would shit their pants at a Criss Angel show due to their unwavering faith in handcuffs.

Then there’s the sequel to ‘Star Trek’, with villain Benedict Cumberbatch and another example of “a hole in the building shaped like a thing from the movie”, taking a cue from the gritty Dark Knight Rises posters and less gritty Kool Aid commercials.

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 12/03/2012 19:17

    looking forward to Star Trek

    not too thrilled about anything DC…but still will see

  2. avatar
    scumbagsteve 12/04/2012 10:52

    The “hole” in the building in the Star Trek poster is in the shape of the insignia that Starfleet personnel have on their shirts.

  3. avatar
    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 12/04/2012 11:53

    Holy Shit! What is this, 2005? The Criss Angel joke actually made me laugh. I don’t know who the new writer it, but I’m down

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