It’s Always Better to Be Hot Than Not

By Bill February 26, 2013 @ 2:12 PM

It’s good to be hot and from anywhere. Barbara Palvin is 19 and from Hungary. If you’re ugly and 19 in Hungary, you’re pretty much fucked. But if you look like Barbara Palvin, you’re making bank and visiting the world’s capitals traveling first class. You also get to nail other hot looking people pretty much whenever you want. Money and sex and champagne. It’s a good life. Better than being ugly.

Here’s Barbara in her just released Replay fashion campaign…


(10) Comments

  1. PunkA 02/26/2013 14:22

    So now Bill finds Bieber attractive.


  2. LoK 02/26/2013 14:23

    Its a disgrace Bieber touched her and Selena

  3. styckx 02/26/2013 14:29

    Now they’re posting pictures of women dressed up like guys… Holy fuck.. It’s amazing how fast this unfunny group of shills sank a ship so fast. Brendon in one year didn’t do as much damage to this site as these shitdicks have in two days.

  4. tomatojoe 02/26/2013 14:36

    Post slowly moving from “laughably bad” to “mediocre-at-best.” Then Bill posts. Fucking Bill.

  5. Lick-it 02/26/2013 14:39

    I’d fuck her…..but truth be told…..I LIKE fuckin’…..

  6. Doo Doo Fresh 02/26/2013 14:53

    Can’t wait to see her episode of Mike’s Apartment

  7. Toast 02/26/2013 14:57

    BooHooHoo, slow down, you’re posting too fast.
    You all need to step back and leave Bill alone.
    Bill sounds like a made up name.

  8. sofakingawesome 02/26/2013 15:53

    Brendons twitter

  9. thejyav 02/26/2013 16:18

    Well..Bill learned that periods come at the end of a thought and yet I find this disheartening. Before I was at least amazed as how many words he would string together before caving to the pressure of a period.

  10. Forbus 02/26/2013 19:01

    Thank you so much sofakingawesome. The only reason I checked back today was to see if someone would tell me where to find Brendon. Can’t wait for his new site. I was willing to give Bill another chance today but this post is clearly just fucking with us.

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