Still finding it weird that we live in a country where oral sex is outlawed in numerous states, but the worst of the worst media content can be distributed to 90 million homes by MTV and shows like Jersey Shore which popularize the things many of us have done before, but the kind of shit we don’t usually talk about the day after, save for copping to a buddy, or explaining our way out of a drunk and disorderly arrest. If you’re over 19, there’s no reason to be watching this shit, let alone be part of the future culled herd who post about their ‘rage party’ antics on Facebook.
But, Jersey Shore did give us tits. Giant, obscene, fake Italian-American tits on Jenni Farley, whose J-Woww nickname I’m sure will bring about a cute story from Jenni, but I’m guessing is more likely based in an incident with a portion of the offensive line of her high school football team, the bleachers, and tricks Jenni could perform with a standard issue kicking tee. Either way, the girl succeeded, and still does Charlie Sheen win-it by getting paid even to this day to flash her fake cans at Las Vegas club events. I’m not exactly sure why seeing J-Woww’s air-pumped hooters would get you in the mindset that this is the Vegas club where you’re going to get laid, the only real reason to pay $20 for a drink at a Vegas club, but it’s working for some people, because Vegas clubs do their homework.
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