Jessica Simpson is naming her kid…

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 12:42 PM


Ace! The kids name will be Ace Johnson!

An unlike her daughter Maxwell, who just sounds like a boy, Ace Johnson will actually be a boy, assuming that last months rumor was true.

“[She's] told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” the source told Simpson, 32, is already mom to 10-month-old daughter Maxwell. The singer hasn’t yet revealed how she and Johnson, 33, decided upon the name, however.

How they decided on the name is by asking, “what’s fucking awesome?” It’s a nick-name actual men call each other that they’re making a real name! That’s bad ass! It would be like if a black couple named their kid My Nigga. If they have another son his name should be Tough Guy.

(image source = fame/flynet)

(9) Comments

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    Szader 02/20/2013 12:53

    What if his name was actually “Ace!” with the exclamation point for authority?

    Ace! Johnson

    His teacher would have to shout his name or else maybe he wouldn’t respond. I’m not ace, I’m Ace!.

    Fun fun.

  2. avatar
    LoK 02/20/2013 13:05

    Tittyfuck time!

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/20/2013 13:24

    I like Champ better but Ace is pretty sweet too. I wish Jessica would give us at least a glimpse of those bra busters. I’d even tolerate seeing her stomach, hips and thighs in order to do so.

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    PunkA 02/20/2013 13:29

    Who wants to bet his middle name is gonna be Ventura?


  5. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 02/20/2013 14:12

    Not a bad name, but not that good either. I am most certain you can do better.

    Remember, the name makes the man.

    With greatest respect,
    Cloverdale Windthorp The Third

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    Habitual Line Stepper 02/20/2013 14:13

    Oh, and nice tits.

    Manfred Gerhard Fasel Esq

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    RangerLG 02/20/2013 14:37

    My porn name is Ace Tiller.

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    Legen.....dary 02/20/2013 15:00

    You got it all wrong! She’s naming the kid after her favorite show, Ace of Cakes!

  9. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/20/2013 17:32

    Remember when she was skinny and had those big tits? I guess Nick got out at the right time.

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