Ke$ha drinks her own urine

By brendon February 13, 2013 @ 5:19 PM

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And yet this somehow isn’t even the weirdest story we’ve heard about Ke$ha. But, whatever, the New Zealand Herald says…

‘Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life’ is scheduled to premiere in the US on MTV in April (and she) says viewers can expect some strange things.
“It’s my brother and his weird friend following me around for the past 2 years. We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend. He’s got me wasted at 6am … He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of planes, swimming with sharks…”
“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”

Oh, so she only drank her urine because someone tried to take it from her. Ok. See, now that I’ve heard the whole story in context it makes more sense.

(image source = fame/flynet)

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(12) Comments

  1. avatar
    Black Mammy 02/13/2013 17:31

    Forget the piss. What the fuck is that on her hips?

  2. avatar
    dj queef 02/13/2013 17:54

    I bet her clam smells like Draino…

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    SpaceMonkey 02/13/2013 18:06

    I have to give it to her, she does an amazing job of tucking ‘her’ penis.

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    Pottz 02/13/2013 19:23

    So, he posts something about Kate Upton and then basically cancels that shit out by posting this chick with a dick.

    Fantastic Job.

  5. avatar
    LoK 02/13/2013 20:51

    There’ve been a few CSI episodes where people drink their own piss and then die some how and Doc Robbins always has a jar of stomach piss and the nerds make fun of the person

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/13/2013 21:34

    Looks like Kesha is about to piss on the stage.

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    Burbank 02/14/2013 03:45

    Black Mammy, that’s loose back fat.

  8. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 02/14/2013 08:42

    I never thought I’d say this but I’d rather read a Lindsey or Gaga post.

  9. avatar
    Hugh G Rection 02/14/2013 08:45

    Check out image #4 and tell me how much money would I have to pay you to smell that dudes right hand?

  10. avatar
    LoK 02/14/2013 11:57

    why aren’t my comments getting posted?

  11. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 02/14/2013 12:51

    @ LoK – the filter automatically rejects unfunny content.

  12. avatar
    dag696 02/14/2013 18:53

    What. a. fucking. pig.

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