Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour

By brendon February 14, 2013 @ 2:38 PM


Yesterday, Lady Gaga cancelled her next 4 concert dates because of a hip injury that kept her from walking. Not “hip” as in the way the young people of today use the word, but her actual hip bone.

Now Rolling Stone says she needs surgery and her entire tour will be canceled, all 21 of the remaining dates, which will not effect me or anyone I know in any way.

Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip, which will require an operation “followed by strict downtime to recover.” The condition affects the ring of soft tissue lining the outside rim of the hip socket. 

So, a few months ago, Gaga gained a bunch of weight and now she’s hurt herself from all the jumping around. This might be why the words “surgery” and “sugary” are practically identical.

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    SpaceMonkey 02/14/2013 14:53

    I bet her injuries are directly related to her retarded wardrobe.

  2. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 02/14/2013 15:22

    Probably the result of complications from her penis removal surgery.

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/14/2013 15:46

    Well, this is what happens when you don’t make the required sacrifices to Moloch, on the required schedule. The Dark Lord is a real bear for detail, and tardiness is not tolerated. You fuck up, and he brings THE PAIN.

  4. avatar
    Canadian 02/15/2013 01:28

    She is one fugly bitch.

  5. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/15/2013 14:34

    She can do rehab with A-Rod.

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