Yesterday, Lady Gaga cancelled her next 4 concert dates because of a hip injury that kept her from walking. Not “hip” as in the way the young people of today use the word, but her actual hip bone.
Now Rolling Stone says she needs surgery and her entire tour will be canceled, all 21 of the remaining dates, which will not effect me or anyone I know in any way.
Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip, which will require an operation “followed by strict downtime to recover.” The condition affects the ring of soft tissue lining the outside rim of the hip socket.
So, a few months ago, Gaga gained a bunch of weight and now she’s hurt herself from all the jumping around. This might be why the words “surgery” and “sugary” are practically identical.