It should go without saying that I didn't watch Taylor Swift sing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" at the Grammys last night, so I'm just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she's acting like the entire god damn world is her facebook page again...
...and (Swift) took a jab at her British ex (Harry Styles of the band 'One Direction'). "So he calls me up and he's like, 'I still love you,' and I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I'm busy opening up the Grammys,'" she deadpanned in the middle of her song, using a British accent at an obvious nod toward Styles. "And we're never getting back together, like, ever."
1. THEY BARELY EVEN DATED TO BEGIN WITH! It was more like they just hung out a few times for 6 weeks.
2. What the hell is the point of this song anyway? Because none of the guys she writes about ever try to get back together. Quite the opposite, in fact. They just run; they don't even stop to tweet. They don't hope to get back together just like they don't wish the guy who hit them with his car would back over them too.