Taylor Swift still acts like a 15 year old

By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 1:45 PM







It should go without saying that I didn’t watch Taylor Swift sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the Grammys last night, so I’m just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she’s acting like the entire god damn world is her facebook page again…

…and (Swift) took a jab at her British ex (Harry Styles of the band ‘One Direction’).
“So he calls me up and he’s like, ‘I still love you,’ and I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy opening up the Grammys,’” she deadpanned in the middle of her song, using a British accent at an obvious nod toward Styles. “And we’re never getting back together, like, ever.”

1. THEY BARELY EVEN DATED TO BEGIN WITH! It was more like they just hung out a few times for 6 weeks.

2. What the hell is the point of this song anyway? Because none of the guys she writes about ever try to get back together. Quite the opposite, in fact. They just run; they don’t even stop to tweet. They don’t hope to get back together just like they don’t wish the guy who hit them with his car would back over them too.

wwtdd

(10) Comments

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    Canadian 02/11/2013 14:07

    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Then again she would be tied up and gagged so she couldn’t scream for help. :)

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    Burbank 02/11/2013 14:08

    She has all the personality of a Fuckbot 5000.
    Meaning I love her…

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/11/2013 14:13

    This girl probably gives head like its a stunt she is being asked to perform on Fear Factor

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    sofakingawesome 02/11/2013 15:14

    Why the fuck is this even considered music? She repeats the same shit 30 times and for some reason she is making money off this shit.

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    RoyaleWithCheese 02/11/2013 15:58

    I have to say, I think I hate Taylor Swift more than I hate Lindsey Lohan. This girl bitches about her fucked relationships more than any girl I’ve ever known or been with. I mean, Jesus, get over it already and move on like the rest of the goddamn world. You aren’t special, you aren’t unique, you’re some stupid “singer” that doesn’t put out and expect the world to bend at your will.

    Fuck off.

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/11/2013 16:27

    There is absolutely nothing worse than a rich white girl who can’t stop complaining. She must be dynamite in the sack, otherwise who would even go near this useless bitch?

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/11/2013 20:16

    That puss has some Lohan-like mileage on it by now. How many peens has she ridden?

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    Pottz 02/12/2013 11:31

    Word on the street is that everyone dumps her because she won’t put out. It’s just a matter of time before she’s useless. Wait…there it is. See…useless.

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    fabots13 02/12/2013 19:29

    sooner or later she has to break her musical formula and release a song like “Maybe I’m just a Stupid Fucking Cunt”

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/13/2013 00:54

    Pottz, you think these A listers would wait a month for no tang? I know a lot of regular dudes who don’t wait that long. It’s not like she has a young innocent Hayek/Vergara body. She looks like half of the second tier girls in an ordinary HS. I’m not trying to be mean, but she doesn’t have the body/face that guys with any game would wait a month for. I like girls who take it slow, but she isn’t dating guys who don’t have 20 hotties stalking them every night.

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